[outtacoffeex]

“You stole from me and you're gonna get it back”

[yawnzshit]

finest shyt ☝️

[jellogram]

The bimbo feminism girls who love Legally Blonde really missed like the whole point of the movie. The point is that she's not a brainless bimbo. She saves the day with her knowledge of haircare, sure, but she got in the room by going to law school. You cannot reduce that movie down to "Girl knowledge saves the day!" because the perm wouldn't have mattered if she hadn't spent the entire rest of the movie working her ass off in an unrelated field. The feminist angle is that she can have girly interests and also be smart, not that having girly interests is feminist in itself

[jellogram]

I think it's also worth adding that the main reason Elle is so effective is because she's sweet to everyone and finds ways to connect with people. She's not sitting around judging other women for knowing less about beauty than she does. So if you're making tiktoks about being That Girl or snarking at other girls, you did NOT learn your lesson from Elle Woods.

[ahedderick]

Oh, we really can't be keeping THAT gem in the tags.

[technofeudalism]

modern empath crisis of faith

[beardedmrbean]

You shut up and show your nanna some respect, she knows what she's talking about.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Reblog if you're one of the bitches that would like some lemonade.

[transgang-deactivated20201105]

you know even if a homeless person or a starving person is in that position because of their own "bad decisions" i don't care. it doesn't matter. no supposed financial misstep is enough to condemn someone to homelessness or poverty.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[hains-mae]

Saw the trend going around and well — 😌

[dinkywinks]

adam sandler’s shooting a movie at my (very queer liberal arts) college this week and facebook has become a very surreal place. people keep posting stuff like “man i thought adam sandler would be a jerk but i just keep seeing him complimenting peoples’ pastel hair dye and helping people carry things” and “aw man i’m gonna be late to class, i cant leave the building because adam sandler is kicking the shit out of ben stiller”

[dinkywinks]

this one’s my favorite

[bobbimorses]

bucky: why is clint so obsessed with the condition of my hair

clint 3 years ago:

[littlebluewing]

Jason Todd || Red Hood in Red Hood and the Outlaws #16 (2017)

art by Dexter Soy

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

I need this scene in the MCU so so bad

[thecollectibles]

Art by Danijela Antunović

[parkjammys]

everyone thank Dan Mora for drawing the prettiest Nightwing

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[undeadentropy]

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

[twelvemonkeyswere]

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

[a-book-of-creatures]

I am losing it at this image on Wikipedia for static electricity

look at that Expression Of Resignation To Fate

[bat-incooking-school]

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."