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daytimekat:
“I don’t know? I sneezed and then I was small and fluffy. Like, I had paws and everything. But I couldn’t figure out how to turn back until I smacked my head on a wall and now I’m too scared to try to fix it. Help?”
“...you turned into a small fuzzball? that’s so weird. are your powers acting up? i feel like that only happens when we’re young but you never know.”
“Am I broken or something?” Kat stared at her hands, twisting them around and waiting to see if they’d turn back into tiny paws. “Whatever this is, I’m suing as soon as I figure it out. This stuff hurts, you know.”
“what happened?? do i have to fight someone?”
magic anon: you can't lie (until 11/16)
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lucybarns:
“yeah? how do you plan to do that? i guess you could just pop a container into everybody’s hands. that’s, like, baby magic, right? oh, but what if their hands are busy? could get messy.”
“oh, that’s true. hm...maybe i can ask my sisters to sell it at our possible shop. i’ll be sure they give you a discount if this ever happens. —i’m evie, by the way.”
jacobtrashprince:
“oh, that’s a good point. you’re cute, it’s a solid enough plan. i’m just saying, if it doesn’t work, there’s always another way.”
“i know i’m cute enough for it to work.”
lucybarns:
“o-oh, shit. that was so fast, magic is awesome. and this is korean shaved ice? it’s so cute! my gods, how did we not already have this? i totally get your outrage now, wow.”
“you poor, unfortunate souls. —don’t worry, i’ll be sure to give this to everyone at camp so their taste-buds can be blessed.”
[Text - Satan Squad]
nocturnalnatasha:
astridthejohnson:
daytimekat:
Kat: i’m always down as long as you guys are. direct me to the whomst that i must kill, that’s all i ask. Kat: omg ok well can she direct us to daphne? which one is that? Kat: ……is she cute
Astrid: alright FINE but as long as it stays small! Astrid: i changed my mind Astrid: i want to be the one to kill him Astrid: teach me Astrid: kat that’s probably a bad idea i know u
Nat: ok good bc i already brought her home she’s a kenyan sand boa i love her Nat: Kat i support u live ur life she could b rly cute you never know Nat: dam y’all this is the day we’ve been waiting she’s gonna fuck someone UP
Evie: SHE CUTE [ img attatchment ] Evie: woo her and then see if she’ll give us a discount B) Evie: can you schedule a fight w him so i can record you beating him up?? Evie: on a random note i rlly want a pet bat now?? Evie: i just saw the cutest vid
cristinasharper:
“you got arrested? how hardcore was this tantrum exactly? i hope you didn’t break a nail, those aren’t the sort of fatalities you should live with for the sake of getting your way. did you at least get what you wanted after paying the fine…? ooh, good question! that whole devastated, clumpy, tear-track look is bound to work but yikes. no waterproof mascara only if you’re confident no one will be taking pictures.”
“i wouldn’t say arrest—it was more like detained. it wasn’t even that bad all i did was flip a table. no i didn’t break a nail, thank gods. broken nails fucking h u r t. hm, that’s true. i wouldn’t want my reputation to crumble yet. especially since i just got here. i'll just give them the waterworks, i think i’m cute enough to pull that off.“
warmblooded-killer:
“that musta been one important text. were you waiting for the go ahead from your real estate agent? oh yeah, sure! yeah. you just- uh-,” he paused before offering an awkwardly apologetic grin, “yeah, i don’t actually know where you do that. do you know aria? garcia. she knows things. like, all the things. i do support this spontaneous, do-it-yourself solution though. what’re you gonna call the place?”
“every text from my sisters are important texts—anyways, you’re close. so, on the island we owned a bakery called buntmuda triangle and my sister, nat, just suggested we open another one here. yeah, i’ve totally met aria! we hang out a lot. how do you know her?” she did her best in thinking about the campers she’s met so far but aria didn’t ring a bell. “thank you, thank you. my mantra is all about spontaneous...ness? is that a word?” she pulled out her phone to look it up but got distracted from her family group chat, “according to my sisters we’re probably gonna keep it the same as the island ‘cause nothing can top it.“
jacobtrashprince:
“maybe so. it’s all in the eye of the beholder, et cetera. and it usually gets the job done. but, uh… i guess you could ask them… quietly?”
“ooh, y’know what? maybe i should be flirty. give a lil kiss and a wink. they’ll have to listen to me after i use my charm on them.“
aria-garcia:
“Ohmygods, that sounds awesome. I mean, Boulangerie makes a couple pastries, but I would love a store that it just all baked goods. Fair warning, I’ll be spending a lot of time in your store. Oh, sure!” Aria took out her demiPhone and pulled up the contact photo of her cousin sticking out her tongue and flipping off the camera, then thought better of it and instead chose a more normal picture. She tapped her phone against Evie’s to send it and gave a thumbs up. “Happy hunting!”
“nice, it’s good to know we won’t have much competition—not that we wouldn’t be able to take’em on. i just don’t want to be that business, y’know?“ evie saw the image transfer into her phone. “thanks for all this help, by the way,” she said while replying to her sisters, “i’ll be sure to give you any pastry you want for free on our opening day.”
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aria-garcia:
“Oh, no way, that’s awesome. Anytime, though do you mind if I ask what the store is supposed to be? Is it just shaved ice?”
“nah, it’s gonna be a bakery–probably. at least that’s what it was on the island. my sister nat makes really good sweets. like, i don’t even have a sweet tooth but i lo-o-ove everything she makes.” her phone chimes and evie glances down, “oh, and can i have a picture of daphne so i know who i’m looking for?”
[Text - Satan Squad]
nocturnalnatasha:
astridthejohnson:
daytimekat:
Kat: ok well if u guys think of smth cute lmk bc that’s the best i’ve got Kat: i have nothing more to give Kat: if my only responsibility ends up being the one who has to talk to people, i’m down, i just want this to happen already
Astrid: when will i live in peace Astrid: EVIE NO Astrid: okay… it wasn’t terrible… it was kinda cute… but its just gonna grow up and become not cute and i don’t think i’m okay with that Astrid: u guys know my best talent is at the counter and not as a baker Astrid: also side note if i ask you guys to kill someone will you do it no questions asked, tbh im ok with a little bit of questions
Nat: we have magic to keep it small? have you met your own size changing dog? Nat: ok guys let’s do it let’s see if there are any spots available at the square. Nat: what happened are you ok did someone make u cry did they flirt with you i’ll fuck them up Nat: WHO IS IT’
Evie: truu it’ll be okay astrid Evie: i’m talking to this girl and she said we have to talk to someone named daphne Evie: i haven't killed anything recently, i’m down to do some merder
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aria-garcia:
“Yeah, it’s no problem, really.” She raises a brow, “Wait, seriously? Like, you want to open one up on the square? Uh, um, I guess Daphne, but sometimes it’s hard to get her to listen to you… Make sure you tell her you’re serious and not just joking.”
“yeah, we had one in at the island square so we figured we should open one here too. ooh, okay, thanks for the tip. i’ll ask her when i see her.”
[Text - Satan Squad]
nocturnalnatasha:
astridthejohnson:
daytimekat:
Kat: oh my god. her name is MONEY you have to keep her now Kat: anyway since that’s decided, can we talk about buntmuda again? Kat: like. does it need a new name? buntmuda: the next frontier? Kat: help me i’m not good at names
Astrid: NO SNAKES Astrid: PLEASE Astrid: no one here even knew the name bundtmuda tho so that might be confusing Astrid: lets just open up the regular bundtmuda and itll blow their minds since theyve never seen anything like it
Nat: evie let it go, as soon as she embraced the snake thing it stopped being good tbh rop Nat: anyway suddenly i don’t have a baby sister so i guess we all agree we’re getting a snake!! congrats at the new mother aka me Nat: i hate dealing with ppl tho y’all have to do all of that.
Evie: tru why does she have to ruin everything Evie: ASTRID LOOK AT THIS SNAKE THO [video attachment] Evie: ofc u’ll be in the back making all da goods Evie: i feel like we should choose a diff punny name but bundtmuda triangle is so perf
