thelittlestaarons:
“Your choice. I’ve always heard worrying makes you suffer twice. It is your fault. You must have eaten your vegetables and drank your milk when you were told, and that’s why you’re…you. I didn’t, and that’s clearly why I’m small. I can try.”
“It sounds like disapproval mixed with pure shock and confusion. Can’t a girl just try to spice up her life by doing something interesting? I’m catching up to all these boring adults who have jobs and work experience and stuff. I’m trying to better myself as a person, Jay. Clearly not something you’re familiar with, but you understand the concept, right?”
“Then I’ve suffered enough for a lifetime over. Probably two. What’s a little more? Yes, I see it now. How dare I think of growing up nice and tall while my sweet, dear cousin can’t even reach a counter top properly. May the gods smite me down for my thoughtlessness.”
“What can I say? I’m a multitasker. Well, I suppose I can’t fault your motivations, even if the actions still seem utterly perplexing. You know I’m an adult, right? And I have more work experience than you and Charlotte combined. Just because I may be... distracted from my regular activity doesn’t mean you can just lump me in with the rest of you. That’s just disrespectful.”
