the tarot cards say it's not so bad

"Do you hear that? The trees are speaking again. They're telling you to shut the fuck up." literally not from this universe. ✌🏼 (rp account)

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katjuntasa:

“kat food? my name is kat too! is it like food made for people named kat?”

“Yeah, totally. My sister’s name is Kat too. She loves it. I can summon you some if you’d like.”

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katjuntasa:

“ohmygod; i’ve missed human food soo much,” kat was sitting at the larger tables in camp and had way too much food in front of her, “do you want any, by the way?”

“human food is so overrated.”

“have you tried cat food? fucking delicious.”

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rorygeist:

Now that Kane is back in this universe, all is good in the world. Nothing can bother me anymore. I mean, it would be nice if I could remember where home was, but like? You can’t have it all, I guess.

Our Kane sucks, honestly. He’s always so moody, but like, everything that has happened to him is kind of his fault, TBH. 

How do you not know your home? 

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astridthejohnson:

daytimekat:

evelynjsyk:

Evie: truu it’ll be okay astrid Evie: i’m talking to this girl and she said we have to talk to someone named daphne Evie: i haven't killed anything recently, i’m down to do some merder

Kat: i’m always down as long as you guys are. direct me to the whomst that i must kill, that’s all i ask. Kat: omg ok well can she direct us to daphne? which one is that? Kat: ……is she cute

Astrid: alright FINE but as long as it stays small! Astrid: i changed my mind Astrid: i want to be the one to kill him Astrid: teach me Astrid: kat that’s probably a bad idea i know u

Nat: ok good bc i already brought her home she’s a kenyan sand boa i love her Nat: Kat i support u live ur life she could b rly cute you never know Nat: dam y’all this is the day we’ve been waiting she’s gonna fuck someone UP

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princess-charlie-lotte:

Guda! That’s so cute, oh my gosh. A barn? Oh my gods! Okay just… I think I need like, a minute to process all of this awesome information right now. An alligator! Like, a real-life alligator? [ gasps ] Did Rex scratch up your new eggshell white carpet too? That’s what our cat did once- Kitty Dior II- she’s a menace. That’s just so cool! You have the whole protected wildlife centre. I’d love to see the crested gecko. But wait, how come you’re here and your pets are there? Are you like, vacaying from HBI?

Kitty Dior II! That’s such a cute name. Rex got into our potions and just happened to digest a bit of growth formula. He turned kind of giant and made the house a mess and he terrified my little sister. 

Well, we’re kind of stuck here for a year since we caused the whole, Mess. 

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astridthejohnson:

daytimekat:

evelynjsyk:

Evie: tru why does she have to ruin everything

Evie: ASTRID LOOK AT THIS SNAKE THO [video attachment] Evie: ofc u’ll be in the back making all da goods Evie: i feel like we should choose a diff punny name but bundtmuda triangle is so perf

Kat: ok well if u guys think of smth cute lmk bc that’s the best i’ve got Kat: i have nothing more to give Kat: if my only responsibility ends up being the one who has to talk to people, i’m down, i just want this to happen already

Astrid: when will i live in peace Astrid: EVIE NO Astrid: okay… it wasn’t terrible… it was kinda cute… but its just gonna grow up and become not cute and i don’t think i’m okay with that Astrid: u guys know my best talent is at the counter and not as a baker Astrid: also side note if i ask you guys to kill someone will you do it no questions asked, tbh im ok with a little bit of questions

Nat: we have magic to keep it small? have you met your own size changing dog? Nat: ok guys let’s do it let’s see if there are any spots available at the square.  Nat: what happened are you ok did someone make u cry did they flirt with you i’ll fuck them up Nat: WHO IS IT

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astridthejohnson:

daytimekat:

evelynjsyk:

Evie: what about money “tswizzel” johnson?? Evie: omg are u crying Evie: pics pls

Kat: oh my god. her name is MONEY you have to keep her now Kat: anyway since that’s decided, can we talk about buntmuda again? Kat: like. does it need a new name? buntmuda: the next frontier? Kat: help me i’m not good at names

Astrid: NO SNAKES Astrid: PLEASE Astrid: no one here even knew the name bundtmuda tho so that might be confusing Astrid: lets just open up the regular bundtmuda and itll blow their minds since theyve never seen anything like it

Nat: evie let it go, as soon as she embraced the snake thing it stopped being good tbh rop Nat: anyway suddenly i don’t have a baby sister so i guess we all agree we’re getting a snake!! congrats at the new mother aka me Nat: i hate dealing with ppl tho y’all have to do all of that. 

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thelittlestaarons:

Just checking, because I haven’t been around a lot of cows in my life, but…aren’t they bigger than horses? I’m not sure it’s gonna work.

Well, I don’t think it matters since I also have a horse. That won’t help my case, will it? I mean, I swear they’re all cuties. Toby just loves to eat all day and Spot falls asleep when you rub her head. Luna is savage though. One time an islander called her ugly and she kicked him into our pool. 

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astridthejohnson:

daytimekat:

evelynjsyk:

Evie: ooh yeah we should open a buntmuda 2.0 and sell bing-soo there. i should have enough money to start another store, tbh i doubt the lease here is more than the island.

Evie: u can only get a snake if u name them t-swizzle

Kat: oh shit deep cut 🐍🐍

Kat: anyway i’m down for bringing buntmuda to the people. it’d be nice to have smth familiar around too. who do we have to ask to make it happen?

Astrid: michael_scott_no_god_no.mp3 Astrid: i’m not living with a snake under any conditions Astrid: but yeah we should totally open a bundtmuda. isn’t daphne in charge of the square? or should we go to marina?

Nat:  but it’ll be a cute snake a i swear Nat: I already picked her out Nat: Her name  is probably gonna be Money. Nat: I loveh er already and I haven’t even brought her h.ome ple,,as im just gonna ry myse.lf into a new dimentsion

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phillipartist:

I mean, that’s fair, honestly. Oh, but I’m probably the last person to ask about what is or isn’t allowed. I do know that there should be room for it, if they let you. It can’t be weirdest thing anyone has asked for, besides.

What can be weirder than asking for a barn for your animals? Actually, I can think of a billion things, never mind. I think the other Marina only caved after Spot and Toby kept making their way to the Main Manor. They really liked her bed for some reason. 

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Nat: ok listen i’m in the living room and this cabin is kinda cool kinda ugly kinda old kinda musty and i wanna go home but we can’t and also we need money so should we open up Buntmuda 2.0 or what’s the deal also can i get a pet snake

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princess-charlie-lotte:

Oh my gosh, babies? As in- There’s more than one adorable bundle of joy you know and love and have the power to bring over here? Are they cuddle friendly? What are their names? Tell me more!

There’s too many to name, but I brought my dog, Guda. I have a barn at home and other animals that are usually chillin’ inside the house. I used to have my alligator, Rex, inside until a few incidents happened and my sisters had me take him outside. I also have little babes like mice, a crested gecko, and a guinea pig.

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dialightfuls:

we don’t have one right now but i think the most someone had was five or six. how many do you have?

Six? Oh, I have a bit more than that. Around twenty-five? 

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phillipartist:

As long as you have somewhere to put them, right? What’s the worst that could happen?

I have a place back home, but I don’t want to leave them in someone else’s care. Can I build a barn here?

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thelittlestaarons:

I don’t know….I think it depends on how big the pets are. You don’t own like, a horse, or anything, right?

Just one, but I also have two cows and a donkey. 

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There isn’t some kind of restriction on how many pets one person can have, right? I wanna bring my babies over if I’m gonna be stuck here all year. 

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They’re beauty, they’re grace, they…fell from outer space?