breathe you in like a vapor

29 || ♊ ♉ ♉️ || MARRIED!!💕💍 || this is ur content warning for blood/gore/dead animals

[xoxomyah]

[teaboot]

yall aren’t gonna believe this

[teaboot]

I swear to god I tried to grab my phone but I couldn’t without ruining the moment

He wouldn’t lEAVE

[teaboot]

I’m so fucking proud of my weird wet son

[teaboot]

IT IS A THING NOW

[teaboot]

Important update: it has been several weeks and little mans still needs to inspect and rub his face on the shower head every single night before bed so after washing up and putting on my jimjams I then have to get up on a stool like

[driftwuud]

Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.

[flesh-rot]

[catchymemes]

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[cat-mermaid]

was speeding up this footage to make a gif, but the audio is fucking golden, so its staying a video

[sealsandlacenet]

aaauhhhauaggahha aughhhhh auagshhagah ayagahhagagagha ahahhahauyagah augahagjshsjkshagshsgahgahgsha hsgshgahagsh

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[maudlingoblin]

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

[cloevr]

[marinella-ela]

[leafstem]

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

[aropride]

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

[dogpuppy]

[kitkatpancakestack]

sidewalk art I walked by today. there is love out there.

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[but-i-hear-you-anyway]