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i'm miek. i'm gay. i like to draw and care about things. i don't really exist anywhere else online, except discord.

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

sun-ni-day

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

smokingchagga

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

thelatestkate

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analog-television

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

bace-jeleren

batterbees

bob-artist

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

importantdogimages

elodieunderglass

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

yellow-cat

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

hamblimp

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

yellow-cat

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

yellow-cat

HEY !!!!

endlace

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

yellow-cat

put a bullet in me already why dont you

yellow-cat

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

cloudabserk

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

cloudabserk

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

cloudabserk

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

butchfagminotaur

galactic-mayhem

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

vinnie-vindictive

this will never not be important

skeleetromm

I think I would sooner kill myself than be in a community of tme theater kids

skeleetromm

This wasn't very popular with the theater kid crowd huh

skeleetromm

still the funniest hate anon I've received. How devoid of experiences does your life have to be to where you cling so tightly to the label of theater kid? And how this person is exactly woke™ enough to not simply say something like ywnbw but still target my transness for their hate. Fascinating.

#shoutout to the time i said in discord once that i don't really like when people sing #and one guy got so personally offended because “singing is my life”#as if i had attacked him personally and targeted his identity #so it doesn't surprise me that people would identify with the label of theater kid