Basic Witch

Helena. 28. Hungary. Im in so many fandoms im not sure that even i can keep up with them.

[ienchanted]

[heyimboredtalktome]

I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀

Her: I want a dog

Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see

Alina Zagitova: Ok

[spirituallywhore-deactivated202]

DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED

[heyimboredtalktome]

Idk if her parents got her one, but the fucking president of Japan gave one to her when he found out that she wanted one

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This teen to her parents every single day: ‘Bye, I’m off to walk my presidentially ordained victory dog!

[amygdalae]

being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand

[jperalta]

this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)

[themanwithfrozenhearts]

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

[fairycosmos]

i don’t like how endings in real life come on so suddenly without making sense, without much warning. one minute you’re in the middle of something and the next it’s all a very long time ago and you’re a different person and none of it is ever coming back

[yesterdaysprint]

New-York Tribune, New York, August 3, 1921

[timeclonemike]

The spirit of the internet existed LONG before it had an electronic vessel to inhabit.

[teambleach]

[cybergata]

People who can do this amaze me.

[dragongirlknot]

for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat

[asimovsideburns]

I will never get over shit like this

[barchiesource]

-K.N.B.

[clary-jace]

endless list of favorite ships ♡ mike & el (stranger things) 

“You’re treating her like some kind of machine when she’s not a machine and I don’t want her to die looking for the flayed when they’ve obviously vanished off the face of earth so can we please come up with a new plan because I love her and I can’t lose her again.” 

[lucybaird]

you love me. real or not real? real.

[luvervinyl]

Okay guys I’m just gonna say this, if you get mentioned in any of these Ray Ban charity event posts. DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It is a phishing website. DO not click on it unless you have the correct add blockers and safety precautions. I’ve gotten mentioned in at least 20 of these at this point, and a lot of them are from people I follow. That is because they have been hacked. They clicked on this link and their account was hacked. Please don’t click on this. I’m just bringing some more awareness to this.

[hopinglimelight]

This NEEDS more reblogs than likes (at the moment it does)

REBLOGING THIS WILL SPREAD IT FASTER THAN IF YOU JUST LIKE IT, WHICH MEANS MORE PEOPLES BECOME AWARE.

Thank you and have a good day, DON’T CLICK THE LINKS!!

~Hope

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[virgils-jacket]

7. White people explored the world and found every place there were people. They left absolutely no hole unfucked. And then they wanna complain when they can’t use their expired coupons CAROL.

8. I am a white people and I don’t trust white people.

[vigilantsycamore]

9. I have made those jokes myself on occasion

[cimanon-deactivated20230520]

10. white people jokes are hilarious and I constantly make them

[three-small-lemons]

I’ve reblogged this before but I feel like it needs to be brought back

[chaoticneutralcinnamonroll-deac]

me to the white people reblogging this:

[craperonipizza]

I also constantly make white people jokes on myself

[manny-jacinto]

Ewan McGregor + movies where there is ‘Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend’

[aboveandbeyondquotes]

[earthling555]