Anjay the Nope

I am from panda of Nope and am the Nope itself. The place to put all the stuff I am not committed enough to make a side blog about NB they/them only alter are allowed to know: @julieandherhimbosshitposting

[lilaccatholic]

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

[reinanova]

[terror-billie]

[starlightshadowsworld]

Bawling my eyes out brb

[hotvampireadjacent]

[jimbles-archive]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[important-animal-images]

[d-d-zero]

[partycoffin]

When you’re trying to get into the meat of your Canned Cinnamon Rolls, how do you open it

Whack it hard on the counter until it opens

Politely press down like the Packaging says too!

Huh??

Voting ended onJul 20

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

mp3 player wrapped

you listened to songs

i love you

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[shanehollandergirl]

how it feels to post about shane hollander on tumblr dot com

[thedevilsrain]

every single translator: get his ass

[argumate]

Hungarian translator: I'm on it

[thememedaddy]

[segamascott]

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[partywithponies]

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

[partywithponies]

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

[rmhashauthor]

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

[partywithponies]

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[furiagods]

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

I dont know what kind of car that is

But i would bet my left nut that it has leather seats

And palm trees implies somewhere sunny and hot

Those poor ladies are gonna roast their hams the second they sit in that thing

Like a hard sear. Perfect crust. Maillard reaction directly on their buns.

Not to mention their backs and legs. This may seem like a 'cute pic' for 'the gram' but this is dangerous and why proper safety protocols are important.

Someone get these ladies some overalls. And honestly since they're doing this road side some high viz vests, cones/flares couldnt hurt either.

Dont even get me started on their improper footwear.

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]