The Awkward Librarian

Hi! I'm a 19 year old Librarian with a passion for all things cute and NSFW. I'm genderfluid, pansexual, and literally a potato. Please don't follow unless you're 18+.

[everlastingskye]

Attention All Artists!

Hi everyone! My name's Skye and I'm currently hoping to open my own small business. I'm looking for a digital artist to hire to help me create the perfect logo (I'm really bad at art ;^;). I'm looking for someone who knows a fair bit about cryptids, and whose style is cute but also kinda dark. Depending on your rates, I can pay $50-$200 (half up front, of course). I just have my heart dead set on finding someone to comission from tumblr.

I respond to all pms and comments!

[mycatisadolfkitler-deactivated2]

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

[earthmindheartsky]

Q

[coldalbion]

important

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

[girlwithbird-blog]

IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS

[hazel-k-proserpine]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!!! MY CAR WAS CHOKING ON SOME RIBBON THAT GOT LEFT ON THE GROUND AND THESE TIPS SAVED ONE OF MY PRECIOUS FUR BABIES’ LIVES.

[asketchbookthing]

Inktober Day 14 - Life and Death

[omruc]

[xetl]

[mayor-deer]

This is so pure I love this grandma <3

[zwagyzonk]

GIVE HIM BACK

[zwagyzonk]

[assrtdj]

the thrilling saga of the さんずっち sanzugotchi 

[paper-mario-wiki]

SANS SHIT ON THE FLOOR

[ya-boi-casey]

AND HIS SHIT IS DANCING

[assrtdj]

yall need to calm your farm

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[queenundomiel-blog]

[kyrafic]

“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

[lisa-maxwell]

Word.

[johnskylar]

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

[certified-p0ser]

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

[morbidology]

Birds nesting inside the skeleton of a pike.

[bebx]

I’ve said this before for a long time and haters be like “you’re delusional. You just want to defend him. He killed 80 people. He’s a villain blah blah blah” Well now THEY ACTUALLY CONFIRMED IT bitch. Loki is NOT a villain

[cornwolf-sketch]

“Lie close,” Laura said, Pricking up her golden head: “We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time

[lizardywizard]

I am totally here for “dogs as wolf body horror”.

[incorrect-it-2017-quotes]

Richie: Yes, sir!

Stan: Don’t call me sir.

Richie: Yes, ma’am!

[incorrect-it-2017-quotes]

Beverly: I see the glass as half empty, and Mike sees it as half full. That’s why we make a good team.

Beverly: Stan, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle, Ben wonders why it has to be glass, and Richie usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

[geneticist]

Candy-eating French Bees - Bees in France eating sugar from a nearby M&M factory began producing blue honey

[iquipau]

Ahhhhh! can’t wait for the new movie! and merch! and dragons!

you know im obsessed with toothless XD  and im liking the light fury more and more each day! she looks so sweet! ah!

sooo….

i made a plushie to go with the Young toothless one i made! dont they look lovely together >-< if you are interested on commissioning one let me know! you can find me on deviantart as Piquipauparro :D

[awwcutepets]

I was about to fold towels when this little girl decided to jump into the dryer. I spun the drum to try and make her leave and this was the result.