what a shame she’s fucked in the head

marauders and pjo and taylor swift page also whatever consumes my mind atm

[browsethestacks]

Jessica Rabbit

Art by Stephanie Pepper

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[moderate-irritation]

Friendly reminder that that is canon.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[indeedgoodman]

[notteddybear]

Charles: *is the biggest menace on the track, absolute racing terror*

Max: 😍he's amazing, how much strength and intelligence he has, how handsome he is. he's my main motivator, he's the reason I get up and get through each day, enduring all the hardships. how much I love him😘

George: *breathes*

Max: can you just shut the fuck up already you bastard

[evermoreismychild]

Hi

Fave swift albums??

hiii, probably evermore or fearless

[evermoreismychild]

regulus and sirius

[jasminesfury-deactivated2024090]

I NEED MEAN JOCK X COMEDIAN/CLASS CLOWN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 PLEASE *GIVES YOU A CRUSHED UP DAISY AND A CRUMPLED $5 BILL* *DOES A POSE* *DOES A DANCE AND TWIRLS*

school/uni romance prompts

that is about 3.8 quid which i appreciate thank you anon

after a game, “you came? i thought you hated <x sport>” “i do, but someone has to cheer for you right? otherwise it’s just-“ *ignores all the people rooting for the character in the stadium, waving around vaguely* “embarrassing, no one here for your team. clearly” “clearly.” “what would you do without me”

“you had practice today?” “yes” “and you skipped?” “yes” “..to make out with me in a random parking lot?” “..yes”

^ “oh wow the great and mighty <sport> star skipping practice to hang out with little old me? i’m honoured” “shut up” “nope i’m never letting this go, what excuse did you give?” “i’m leaving (getting incredibly flustered)”

^ bonus points if they give the most shitty ass excuse ever but the teammates are like ‘oh if they get action maybe they’ll stop being so hard on us’ so they’re like “yes ok cool enjoy your.. dentist appointment…for the third time this week..”

class clown helping the jock catch up on their school work

^ “technically we have an assignment due tomorrow but also i’m going to pull a prank during that period so the teacher probably won’t remember..so…don’t worry”

“i could be a jock” *scoffs* “i could!” “mate no offence but i’ve seen you run into a tree because you weren’t paying attention. multiple times”

talking about someone important, “do they like <sport?” “well gee i didn’t ask think to ask, NAME”

jock watching the sport on tv trying to explain how it works to the other character

^ “wow this is so um..interesting and…fascinating” *jock, not knowing that they’re being sarcastic, with heart eyes,* “i know right!”

class clown making signs for the jock’s games and the jock showing up for all their events <3

“are all sports players this superstitious?” “i’m not superstitious!” *does something extremely superstitious*

^”yk..last time i kissed you before a match..and you won that..” the jock, dead serious “oh my god you’re right we need to do that before every game forever now”

their jersey number being the other character’s birthday

[me-writes-prompts]

:-“It’s finally Christmas!” Christmas prompts for your otp-:

(Looks like someone’s out of their writing block👀 Merry Christmas everyone!)

By @me-writes-prompts

Baking sugar cookies together :)))

Having snow ball fights and taking cute pictures of each other in the said snow fights!

Knitting Christmas sweater/scarves together!

Making snow flakes out of paper and hanging it as ornaments on their Christmas tree!

^^Decorating Christmas tree together

“You know…I always wanted to know how it feels to kiss under the mistletoe.” “We should do it.” “Wait, really?” “Yeah. Definitely. Let’s do it right now!”

“Can you like tell that I am who I am under the Santa Claus costume?” Their partner shakes their head thoughtfully. “No. Not at all, in fact you look like the Santa Claus himself.” “Hey! Be serious.” <3333

Cuddling in and having hot chocolate together while they watch hallmark Christmas movies :))

^^ “These movies never change do they?” “Yep, never. Just like you….*grins as their partner raises an eyebrow* that was supposed to be a compliment, sweetheart.”

“Why are you acting like the grinch on this fine Christmas morning?” “Me, acting like the grinch? Oh please, you’re wearing the grinch costume not me!”

They both dress up as Santas to surprise the other one. Lmaooooo chaos

Having a Christmas song themed karaoke!

When they hug each other to keep them warm <3

Sneaking a gift into their partner’s coat/pant pockets

“I could really use some help, babe.” They say, trying to hang the little star on top of the Christmas tree. “I believe you, you got this.” The other one says, intently watching them and trying not to laugh as they watch their partner struggle.

^^In the end, they help them out anyway

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[mariaalenkoshepard]

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

[jsillabub]

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

[fantome-sans-opera]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

On it

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[quietsamurai98]

Just beat the Ender Dragon on Bedrock Edition (for the achievement, I normally play Java), and now my overworld's skybox is utterly cursed.

Legitimately a cool glitch. I kinda wish it was a feature.

You have killed the most powerful naturally occuring entity in this universe. The sky is perpetually darkened.

Something is terribly wrong.

[starryswirly]

Collecting a bunch of posts from this genre.

[the-fabled-void]

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS