emily

emily | my dick's bigger | early 30s

[tswiftw]

[dailyswiftgifs]

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

incredible company to be in

[taythinker]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[lanternburning19]

The devil's in the details but you've got a friend in me

[withmatchingscars]

I love being a swiftie we're always right and we never lose

[nowimhaunted]

UHHHHH GUYS????

[darkbluetennessee]

swifties gotta dream bigger we don't want all the concert films on disney+ we want them on blu ray!!!!!!

[coldasyou]

I’m crying why is she like this

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

https://x.com/mclr4n/status/2060948791411331496?s=46

this too!!

this is starting to feel really big you guys lol

[sadbeautifutragic]

Beyond thirteen treacherous seas lies an enchanted kingdom of full of magic, madness, heaven, sin. Welcome to the Kingdom of Opalite ❀˖°

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended on11h

[artfest]

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[taylorswift-edit]

THE FATE OF OPHELIA directed by Taylor Swift

[coldasyou]

[sheisobvious]