Crocodadle @every-crocodiles-dad - Tumblr Blog

I'm every crocodile's dad. Got any crocs giving you trouble? Sorry, that's my kid. I apologize on behalf of them and will reprimand them when I get home. In the meantime, check out my sick posts. Stuff I like (separated into 3 groups for your convenience): 1. theatre production, filmmaking, writing, crocheting, painting 2. sound and lighting tech, coding, robotics, maths 3. brazilian jiujitsu, fighting style/technique, rock climbing, dragon boating

Hate when I randomly decide to check my messages again after texting a friend an hour or so ago and they decide to respond to my text the exact moment I open the app so it immediately shows up as read

#like yes it was me here #patiently waiting for your reply staring at our last conversation for over a hour now #i always feel like im displaying i have a secret crush on them and have been staring at my screen longingly awaiting their response #idk maybe that's just me

I NEED THE OST FOR NO I'M NOT A HUMAN RIGGHHHTTTT NOOOWWWWW

#no im not a human #ost #sound track #game soundtrack #indie horror game #ah fucking love it #need something to dissociate to #the background sound when i ponder and dream #im basically living the ninah lifestyle anyway #university life am i right fellas #fellas? ah wait there are none because im all alone that's what it's like being the hermit #trioskaz #ninah game #ninah #let's see how many tags they can put in their post #...just drop the ost already trioskaz

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Yoishi Nishino (Japanese, 1954) - Untitled (Rabbit and Crocodiles) (n.d.)

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Some of my kids with their very first childhood pet. It... didn't last very long.

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

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One of my more introverted sons. An absolute dear when you get to know him. All love boio!

Does her cottage cheese complexion match her cottage cheese face?

#cottage cheese #looksmaxxing #i want

Getting in the elevator so it's just me and this guy I don't know (and have never seen before) going down a few floors. I'm standing side by side with this guy, looking at my phone, when he turns to directly face me and says "Ugly sweater? In January?" and then gets out of the elevator.

#truth hurts from those you know #but strangely it hurts worse from those you dont #why did anyone ever let me leave the house in this sweater i hate everything #true story btw #im serious it happened like 8 minutes ago

I already dropped a course so I really shouldn't feel as overwhelmed as I do right now

#university #school

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how i feel after i take a shit

Accidentally took another SM58 home with me in my pocket after cleaning up another band show. I swear the mics are sentient and hopping into my jeans when I'm not looking because there's no way.

#sm58 #kids call me the mic raider 58er #im lying #actually please do not call me that #no one calls me that

You know you had good fever dreams last night when you can still remember them fresh as a blossom 10 hours after waking up

#hey #hey psst #guess what the dream was about #it was about a timeloop #gee whiz #someone should write a film based on this

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Peanut

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I love pixel art hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i want it everywherewrewhewrrwhee!!! I want to decorate my bedroom walls, I want it as my home screen AND my lock screen. I want it in my locker (tho I never check my locker), in the booth, on my christmas tree, under my pillow and on the ceiling plastered above my bed.

#pixelart #pixel art #i want it under my pillow #so it's what i dream of when i go to sleep #and it's the first thing i see when i wake up in the morning #beautiful beatiful pixel art

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Actually this is just rare footage of a tender moment shared between me and my son Abraham. Love you, my boy 💗

#tender moments #beautiful baby boy #oh my little baby boy dale dale dale dale #god damnit #i have this silly ahh tiktok song in my head because of an evil acquaintance #and i keep singing it in my head #and it ruined this cherished memory for me

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Such a cute and delightful little creature. Yet, it should be wary that it's giant blunt might cause a forest fire....

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WHAT ARE YA DOING DAUGHTER GET HOME RIGHT THIS INSTANT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE. NOT TO MENTION THE DANGERS THIS MAY BRING TO THE ECOSYSTEM OH LAWD 🤕🤕