♛ —————— FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR SENTENCE STARTERS.
’ I’m gonna pop that little zit when I get home. ’ ’ You must have been an athlete in your thinner days. ’ ’ Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay? ’ ’ You know, I’d be happy to perscribe something for that. ’ ’ Between you and the humpty dance, I’ll have to get a metal plate on my butt. ’ ’ Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight? ’ ’ Well, someone has her/his rude hat on tonight. ’ ’ I’m starvin’. When do we eat here? ’ ’ I think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth. ’ ’ You’re the man. I’m just the man behind the man. ’ ’ Man, have I told you how thin you’re lookin’ lately? ’ ’ How can I forget? He was wearing my purple suit. ’ ’ I was going to drop by and check on the, the thing. ’ ’ Aren’t you a little overdressed? ’ ’ What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess? ’ ’ Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer? ’ ’ Excuse me, what’s a nine-letter word for “Terrific?” ’ ’ I’m sick of being such a big loser. ’ ’ When the press hears about this they’re going to have a field day. ’ ’ You know, I was looking through your police file, and bingo! ’ ’ Oh wake up, knucklehead. ’ ’ Well, you know I never had a good imagination. ’ ’ I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. ’ ’ Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. ’ ’ I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice. ’ ’ That’s called prudent planning. ’ ’ I’m still exhausted from last night. ’ ’ All I asked you to do was a little yard work. ’ ’ What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck? ’ ’ Could you drop me off at the beach? ’ ’ My fault, man! I must have got the wrong crib. ’ ’ I’m sorry! I thought you were all asleep! ’ ’ Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time. ’ ’ Trust is a very fragile thing… ’ ’ I’m as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie. ’ ’ I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. ’ ’ Why, I never knew it was such a problem. ’ ’ Where should I make a donation? ’ ’ You know, ain’t like I’m still five years old, you know? ’ ’ Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean? ’ ’ Whoa, hold on mister, you’re all over the map! ’ ’ Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet. ’ ’ Those things are stupid. What does mine say? ’ ’ My horoscope says that I’m gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show. ’ ’ I’m too ashamed to talk about it, it’s better if I show you… ’ ’ You did a porno movie? ’ ’ If you’re serious, I could make some calls. ’ ’ There’s something I need to tell you. ’ ’ I was keeping them in case I needed them… ’ ’ How could you be so stupid? ’ ’ You know you shouldn’t be messing with drugs! ’ ’ Somebody gave them to me at school. ’ ’ My son/daughter could have died because of you! ’ ’ I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion. ’ ’ It’s round, it’s rubber and you’ll never use it! ’ ’ You say you want things but you’re never willing to work for it! ’ ’ You’re a slacker. You never make the sacrifice. ’ ’ Do you remember our first date? ’ ’ Well, I think you should run along and play. ’ ’ You have no integrity, no decency, and you’re really, really short! ’ ’ Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital! ’ ’ Something terrible has happened, man! ’ ’ I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful! ’ ’ Look, you gotta promise you’re not gonna overreact… ’ ’ Those pills that you took weren’t vitamins. ’ ’ What could be worse than finding out I’m still a virgin? ’ ’ Oh, my God. I’m a drug addict and a virgin! ’ ’ I don’t touch greasy, disgusting things! ’ ’ And for your information, dinner comes first! ’ ’ Oh, it’s like that, right? You’re just gonna slam garbage at me! ’ ’ I’m going to be watching you like a shadow! ’ ’ I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds! ’ ’ I have been calling you for fifteen minutes. Didn’t you hear me? ’ ’ Did you just put super glue in my hair gel? ’ ’ I’m also getting tired of the short jokes. I’m average height. ’ ’ If you were me, you’d be good looking. ’ ’ You’re not in touch with anybody's feminine side. ’ ’ You’re gonna embarrass me when I become the new co-host. ’ ‘ It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure! ’ ’ I’ve been studying self-defense. ’ ’ I’m just trying to recall what it felt like to be fifteen. ’ ’ It was so long ago, how could you remember? ’ ’ I’m just so upset, I’m saying things I don’t even mean. ’ ’ You know something? This is all your fault. ’ ’ What is that, like the theme of this family? ’ ’ Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postal worker. ’ ’ Y'all know ain’t no little bullet gonna stop me. ’ ’ What does that have to do with anything? ’ ’ Have you ever crushed any one? ’ ’ Y'all come back now, y'hear? ’ ’ What do you mean I didn’t get the job? ’ ’ Well, you tell those little brats I don’t like them either! ’ ’ What does it look like I’m doing? I’m gambling. ’ ’ You stole my wallet? How much do we have? ’ ’ Um… You a little freaky-deeky, ain’t you? ’ ’ I think you’ve been smokin’ a little bit too much of that catnip. ’ ’ I’m a little uncomfortable with nudity. ’ ’ Oh, for God’s sake, would you leave already? ’ ’ Oh, we have to have a special going away dinner for you. ’ ’ Well, it’s got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors. ’ ’ You can’t see my apartment, because I don’t have one. ’ ’ That just doesn’t sound right coming from me, does it? ’ ’ This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it. ’ ’ You ain’t ever gonna change! ’ ’ I’m getting the last word! ’ ’ You’re not age appropriate for this party. ’ ’ Haven’t you learned anything from all of this? ’ ’ Doesn’t anyone care about how I feel? ’ ’ I never say that. It’s make like a banana and split. ’ ’ Come on people, I weigh the same I weighed back in high school. ’ ’ I hope you like that system, because you’re gonna be seeing a lot more of it in your life. ’
