How You Gonna Do That Hockey?

Caroline. 29. Bisexual. Bipolar. Bilateral. British soap opera enthusiast, musical theatre nerd, and Marvel Comics devotee. Hockey fan on the weekends and every other holiday.

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

#the baby has hope in her eyes because she can see she doesn’t need to be a fucking lame ass bitch like her parents#the baby sees the future#and she’s loving it#‘when i grow up i want to be just like her :)’

The baby is thinking "Save me cool bad ass NB goth, both of these MAGA motherfuckers are in the Epstein Files"

[everybodys-therapist]

Why is the pride flag Turkish??? Did they mean for AI to make it a hammer and sickle and instead it went the Turkey route???

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ashtalkshockey]

canucks: we took our prospects rafting 🥰

sharks: we took our prospects bowling 🥰

oilers: we took our prospects paddle boating 🥰

nashville: we took our prospects in a fire truck 🥰

canes: GET IN THE SPIN CLASS 😤😤 ELBOWS UP AND DOWN 😡😡 ROD BRIND'AMOUR COULD DO IT 🗣🗣🗣🗣 IF YOUR LEGS AINT HURTIN YOU AINT WORKING HARD ENOUGH ❗️❗️❗️

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[therapatical]

queer discourse final boss

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[hannrum]

More photocards! Only 2 left after these🗣

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[why-i-love-comics]

Justice League: Dream Girls: A DC Pride Event #3 (2026) variant by Oscar Vega

[everybodys-therapist]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[ruinedchildhood]

[champagnemoon]

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

[carewitchproject]

this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about

[creatingblackcharacters]

It's always hard reading about the violence committed to steal America, but the buffalo is always like... That's some inhuman shit. Everyone is burning in hell for that one. Wdym there were thirty to sixty MILLION buffalo in 1800, and by 1900 there were only 300 left. THREE HUNDRED. Do you know, can you fathom the amount of purposeful cruelty required to kill NINETY NINE PERCENT of a population of an animal, just to spite and murder the living Native people who existed and thrived with them? All this, for White Power and Entitlement?? Sickening.