Middle of the Week Forever

I hope my blog makes up for my shitty personality

[mosertone]

[discodeerdiary]

All body is body horror because having a body is scary. All psychology is psychological horror because thinking is scary. All survival is survival horror because being alive is scary.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[vixvigil]

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

[3liza]

I'm just sitting here in my room and i got painfully flashed in the eyes by a car going over a slight incline at least a mile away like you could see the shadows on my wall and everything. i will vote for literally anyone that makes LED headlights over a certain number of lumens illegal and subject to arrest. I'm a prison abolitionist but I'm willing to compromise my principles this one time

[narrie]

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

[moveslikekeithrichards]

so fucked up that halloweens on monday. thats a friday kind of holiday

[leafcrunch]

they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

[passion-of-l0vers]

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

[speciesbarocus]

BBC reporting on North Korea overlaid on Queen’s funeral procession.

[thecarlosramos]

[holleywoodsigns]

[gringolet]

king arthur, if you’re out there, there will never be a funnier time to wake up

[fromhersoul]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

[100493503004422]

I really feel like if someone could just tell me how normal people act I could do it. it's the having to come up with my actions on my own that really gets me

[cor-infernum]

i think jennette mccurdy deserves to be given a shotgun and power armor and to chase dan schneider through a maze and go doomguy on his ass and personally send him to hell

[macbethwitches]

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

[utopians]