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Mercy|21|Canada Uncredited creator of the Selfie Olympics.

[teathattast]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[charl0ttan]

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

[guooey]

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

[jamesbitchjames]

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

[matthewonart]

If Jurassic Park was real the DefunctLand video on it would open with "66 Million Years ago, an asteroid the size of Mount Everest slammed into the Gulf of Mexico,"

[smallmeanie]

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

[sem-boi]

[stylecouncil]

[fulda-gap-express]

[vee-dmsr]

[girlnephew]

[bish0ps]

Could be us but ur fucking stupiddd

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[adz]

must be one of those bugged no-notes posts

[butchrupertgiles]

if i had no added MSG i wouldn't be proud of that. i wouldnt advertise it

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m building her something

[i-am-l-ananas]

[thundergrace]

There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

important to note he is also offering to eat more worms as a test of valor

[headspace-hotel]

THE TWEET IS REAL??!?!