[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[4444555666777888999]

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

[regularlesbian]

@acerncshane

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

This is so confusing to read as a British person

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor

[laleeya]

the purest tweet

[jamjardines]

MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE”

[jamjardines]

i wasn’t kidding okay

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[nick-avallone]

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

[nick-avallone]

so i showed my mom the post hahaha 

[galaxy-lives]

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

[paprika]

[mysharona1987]

[cognitivedissonance]

Perfect

[bellygangstaboo]

Son I am fucking CRYING. Even white people are disgusted with white people

[h0odrich]

i love the sims

[mcdonald-s]

[hokaegu]

oh my lord this pleases me

[culturenlifestyle]

The Most Regal, Friendly and Fluffy Kitten In The World Is Named Aurora

Aurora is a unique and elegant cat with pristine snow white fur and sparkling blue eyes. 

Keep reading

[npr]

So majestic! 😻 -Emily

[thatsthat24]

I agree with Emily.

[everyfandom]

I agree also

[bettheriver]

ok but i really need my girl rey to make herself a new lightsaber because the one she’s got now kind of has a 100% hand loss rate 

\_(ツ)_/¯

[the-cimmerians]

the emoji is what truly brings this post to a pinnacle of excellence

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stardustpugh-deactivated2024012]

IM GONE

[laughingmypotteroff]

[longasilives]

I love Taylor’s new Range Rover tattoo

[tiltedcrime-deactivated20170828]

so grunge, vey hardcore

[newromanticsinnewyorkportugal]

It looks so good on her

[maroonhazee]

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG