Keep On Fighting

I'm Taylor. The further back you go the more depressing it gets lol

[cannibalchicken]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[toastbutteregg]

[everyones-a-hypocrite]

I love my boyfriend but I’m gonna stay traumatized so if something bad happens I can just be like “yeah I knew men ain’t shit” and move on faster

[classycookiexo]

[shawtynextdoor]

[funnytwittertweets]

[unbotheredmuse]

[thedankmemes]

[thedankmemes]

[funnytwittertweets]

[honeypleasejustkillme]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[you-are-another-me]

[phantomrose96]

Anon hate is shitty and you shouldn’t do it of course but it’s also the funniest and least effective kind of hate

For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblr’s penchant for eating asks I think would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.

For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of “whoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one we’re supporting”

For third, this publishes the hate directly to the blogger’s own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the blogger’s side. Home court advantage by design.

[staff]

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[thatdisasterauthor]

If you live anywhere near Musk or Twitter headquarters, Tumblr is giving you the opportunity to be the funniest fucking person on the planet for the low, low cost of $3.