Don’t Want To Weep For You

There’s A Devil Crawling Along Your Floor

[thingsfromthedirt]

[everyonesintothisscene]

curt: j iusr feel like he never even lobed me like he never even ttook m seriously and idk like hhe said I had a big cck and then like it was like that wasnnnt enoughhh for him he was likee ‘you have to hit notes now’ like jeezim so fucking SORRY you can’t even say alimmunum you say ALUMMINUUM and now he wwwonte even open thw door like what the fuck I ffucjed ur ass

mal:

[7sxvxn7]

[sonicyouthsz]

Ride t-shirt, The Face Magazine, June 1991.

[neverbrushmyteeth]

hugging really close and tight while being far far away

[crockpotcauldron]

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

[mckeelix]

Also consider:

Separation anxiety

Unconditional love and loyalty

Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position

Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits

Hating the vacuum cleaner

Wanting to do everything with friends

Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)

Taking advantage of any and all free food

Werewolf-vampire solidarity

Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard

Boundless energy

Too much energy

Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty

Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point

Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot

Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours

Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.

Snoring

Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it

Getting way too friendly with random strangers

Being in a love-hate relationship with water

Digging. For no reason.

Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism

Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet

[earinfection-deactivated2018102]

[sickfuture]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[rodrickheffeley]

set is complete

[antichrist-starscreen]

ok babies here’s the deal. My writing computer w 90% of my fic on it has stopped working & needs a new battery. Tho the fic is drastically changing direction from what I had written theres still so many parts from the original storyline that I could Frankenstein into the fic rn that I want/need for trajectory and I’m going to try and replace the battery to get them back. Idk how long that’ll take or if it’ll even work so the next chapter of the fic(yes I know it took me 3 months to put out the last one I’m Mentally Ill and my personality is the basis for Curt Wild so ain’t got no discipline) could be a long ways away. Thank u

[antichrist-starscreen]

And I Feel You With Ease- Deleted

It’s probably ridiculous to type this out but since everyone’s at home reading fanfiction I thought I would. The original work of And I Feel You With Ease has been deleted because my relationship(I being @/thestargirl on AO3) with my co-author didn’t end well. I’ve left it up for nearly two years because I know it was well-liked, and despite its good parts at nearly nineteen years of age I’ve come to find my contributions clumsily written and the overall story not very well plotted, and perhaps a bit ridiculous. Much of it was based on an unhealthy real-life dynamic and is no longer related to how I view the characters, and really, is not something people should be relating with or masturbating to in my humble opinion. I am deeply appreciative to anyone who enjoyed the fic, because I did enjoy writing it back in the day, but times have changed and better things can be done with a group of characters I care a lot about. If you want to read the fic I’ve been working on alone since July of 2019(oh my fucking God) it’s called Mojo Pin, and it’s on my profile. -C. O.

[everyonesintothisscene]

[everyonesintothisscene]

how to react to a blonde bottom calling u a bitch

step 1. skip town

step 2. get adopted by God

step 3. have sex w a different bottom bc he kinda looks like the bottom who dumped u

step 4. eyeliner

[everyonesintothisscene]

jack -hits the blunt-: brian is a massive cocksucking fame whore and I LITERALLY cannot stand him also I can talk to fairies & I think I might be God

mal, sober, fascinated: can i eat ur ass

[everyonesintothisscene]

curt wild wrote Stagger Lee in the VG universe and the knowledge of this fills me with regret

[everyonesintothisscene]

knowing full throttle that curt wild wrote the lyric “Im a bad motherfucker don’t you know, and I’d crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy’s asshole” is like having omnipotence but only for tragedies

[theislandofewan]

Baby Ewan