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[darkwingsnark]

Just because nintendo SAYS the Koopalings aren’t Bowser’s kids, doesn’t mean they aren’t his kids. You can’t have a bunch of kid underlings and NOT just instantly be their father. Even if it’s not biological…. BESIDES, it’s canon that all babies come from storks in that world, let the man just have a horde of babies because the stork won’t STOP SENDING THEM.

[abonnybunny-deactivated20200814]

Maybe each koopaling wasn’t technically Bowser’s kid but little bastards that none of the Storks wanted to deal with so they dumped them at Bowser’s every time because they kinda look like him and so they can be his problem and Bowser just rolled with it.

… I mean why else would they have their own rooms in some versions of Bowser’s castle, their own airships and castles with their names on it if they ain’t special to Bowser in some way? Petey Piranha doesn’t get that kinda treatment.

[darkwingsnark]

You get it. You’re a keeper. 

[abonnybunny-deactivated20200814]

And, being Bowser, he probably doesn’t even question any of it, questions are for nerds. Except possibly how did “Roy come pre-packaged with sunglasses?” because let’s face it, he probably did arrive like that.

[shiftingpath]

being Bowser he probably did a little doubletake and then muttered “That’s a cool baby…” in a sort of alarmed tone

[deadscell]

i assure you i am quite normal about these two.

[cannibalchicken]

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

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[grawly]

in my head whenever i hear this post i imagine an american idol type auditorium thats completely empty except for one judge and the people trying their best are all idling on stage on a conveyor belt like this waiting for their turn to try

[vicholas]

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[grawly]

in my head whenever i hear this post i imagine an american idol type auditorium thats completely empty except for one judge and the people trying their best are all idling on stage on a conveyor belt like this waiting for their turn to try

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[international-repeater-station]

i still am unable to draw digitally for the time being but this is such a fun trend and of course i had to put somebody next to solid snake. i love him. and basil omori. equally strongly.

the original+explanation under the read more

[striving-artist]

The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

[striving-artist]

If that version of wild exaggeration of errors doesn’t work for you, go so hard on the penalty even your anxiety won’t believe it.

Not “this chapter sucks” but “I will be burned in effigy around the world and epic poetry will commemorate my failure that will be etched in stone so it might still be known in a thousand years.”

[greatcheshire]

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games

[ratfuck]

watson: quick sherlock Jeff The Killer has escaped to france and has changed his name to Geoffrey Le Killer

sherlock:

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[mister13eyond]

Hoffman is truly the funniest jigsaw heir because my man was made to star in a slasher film not a Saw movie. He's great at rampaging through places murdering everyone and stalking his prey, which would be great in literally any other horror series, but is an abysmal failure at the basic premise of being Jigsaw which requires setting up elaborate games with clever methods and messages and then stepping the fuck back and letting your test subject do all the work. Hoffman just wants to murder people and he's forced to make these shitty little escape rooms to justify it but the SECOND something goes wrong he resorts Immediately to just. Slaughtering everyone in the room. He's so fucking funny

[mighty-meerkat]

having looked at the saw fandom i feel like logan jigsaw had the potential to be one of the characters of all time. two separate death cults (the us military and john kramer) looked at this man and said 'yeah i can work with this'. he is a serial killer and a corny dad. he is disturbed by his colleague's bloodlust. he's guilty of medical malpractice. he thinks of the time he was nearly turned into a hasselback potato as a fun learning experience. he looked at all the shit going down during the first seven movies and said 'not my circus not my monkeys'. he has access to military-grade laser weapons. he undergoes the serial killer fandom's first known case of having someone you know compliment your fanfiction without realising you wrote it. he cut a guy's head into Terry's Chocolate Orange segments. he misses his wife. he did the saw equivalent of trying to make 'fetch' happen. in spite of all of this he is deeply boring.

[pjackk]

They hack my mind to show me cruel videos

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane

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