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Procrastinating all semester
Now I’m like
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Has this been done yet?
Look at this extremely niche meme.
(Pic of Cicero by @chelidonart)
epilogue
So, once upon a time I said, “If you can’t tell Captain America what you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it” and it inspired a poem by Catt Kingsgrave (aka theactualcluegirl) which eventually led to this pre-release rough-draft single, The Ballad Of Captain America’s Disapproving Face (also available for listening here on SoundCloud).
I guarantee you will never laugh this hard at any other song that opens with a riff on the Star Spangled Banner. Also there is, if I’m not mistaken, a kazoo cover of Star Spangled Man involved.
Anyhow, Murder Ballads is working on an album, and if you like the song, consider throwing a few bucks their way to help get their album made.
(The accompanying image up there is by the astonishing Frogbillgo, but is not associated officially with the album.)
This has come across my dash a number of times and I’ve never listened because I’m usually doing my Tumbling in circumstances when it would be inconvenient (either because everyone else is asleep or because I’m doing it in 15-second increments while also cooking and ensuring the kid doesn’t jump out the window), but I finally made the time and I do not regret it. Listen to this. Listen to it again. Giggle. I did.
Ladies and Gentleman And All,
My actual face trying to keep my shit together at work while listening:
This is *always* worth a reblog. Especially with omg-face pics attached. Yes, that *is* a kazoo cover of “Star-Spangled Man with a Plan” during the bridge.
Makes absolute and perfect sense to me!
i feel guilty just listening to this and i haven’t even done anything wrong today!
now that the major crisis is over, i feel like it’s a good time to reblog this again
always reblog
#reminder that this is the best marvel filk song since that one rap about doctor octopus
By which you mean “Doctor Octopus ft. Venom” by Ookla the Mok?
(The rest of Ookla’s album “Vs. Evil” is all pretty awesome too.)
And if you haven’t heard the extra verse:
Now it seems that Marvel Comics had a shocking new idea Of turning Captain Rogers’ story over on its rear ‘Hey look,“ they say, “he’s really been a Nazi all the while!” They’ve turned genocide to clickbait with a sleazy wink and smile. But if you can’t write the Captain as a hero, Spencer, You need to take your hand off of your balls No, if you can’t write the Captain as a hero, buddy Sit down and just don’t write the book at all!
gonna keep singing that extra verse until it stops being relevant
made a quick TAZ miniprint to give out at conventions! you can ask for it if you see me, just say “hail and well met”!
Tips for History Class
History is one of my favorite subjects, from my Ancient World History class to APUSH to my AP European History class, I’ve found the material fascinating. However, it is a course that can be difficult, particularly if you don’t enjoy reading assignments. Here are some tips!
Keep up with textbook readings. They can be tedious, but keeping up with readings also allows you to participate more effectively in class discussions, especially if your teacher reviews the content from the previous night’s reading in class.
Decide on one platform for note taking. This allows you to keep them organized and easily accessible. I prefer to take mine on Google Drive, with a new document for each chapter and a separate folder for essays, in-class activities, etc.
Time yourself for a set amount of pages (say, 10 pages) and see how long it takes you. It takes me approximately 50 minutes to read and take notes on 10 pages, and I can use that information to plan out my studying.
Divide and conquer. You don’t have to do 15 pages in one sitting. I like to take pictures of a few pages of the textbook on my iPad so when I have some downtime, I can do a few pages of reading.
Take notes on your readings. Simply reading and/or highlighting is ineffective - notes will help you retain information, and give you something to refer back to.
Here’s a post on how I do my notes.
Hand-writing your notes helps you remember better, but it’s more time consuming. Ultimately, I type my notes because it’s easier for me to organize and access.
Try your hardest not to copy what the textbook says. Instead, summarize ideas in your own words so you know what they mean.
Bold/italicize/underline important people, dates, and legislation, so you can find them quickly. [For example, 1900: Sigmund Freud publishes The Interpretation of Dreams about the importance of dreams and subconscious thought to an individual’s psychological makeup, might be a bullet point]
Participate in class, and communicate with classmates/teachers.
Sit close to the board, or in what my teacher calls the “T-zone” - the column of seats in the middle and the last row or two - which is where the teacher’s eyes tend to look at, so there’s a greater chance of you being called on
Take notes on what’s being lectured. They don’t have to be neat or pretty, but sometimes teachers will comment on ideas that will appear on the test, etc, and it’s important to write those down.
Get the phone number of a classmate or two (ideally a responsible one!) in case you miss class so they can send you the notes and some updates.
Start studying early, and study effectively.
It is very difficult to cram successfully for a history exam. Whenever possible, I schedule 3-4 days to study for an exam, more if it’s a particularly long one.
Find yourself a good review book. Two recommendations I have are the AMSCO for APUSH or the McGraw-Hill AP Achiever for AP Euro. These will boil down the chapter to main events, ideas, and trends.
Don’t get bogged down in details. Especially for AP courses, general political, artistic, and cultural trends will be the most important. Make connections between earlier units.
I like to make graphic organizers for important ideas for each country in the unit, and then to fill them out by memory to see if I remember everything.
For me, the most important thing is that I know the textbook content, especially since my teacher bases most of her questions off of it, which is something many teachers do.
Pay attention to important clues when taking tests.
Circle dates, names, and locations in the prompt - anything that can give you more context about the question. Look at the clothing and setting to get a better idea of context in visual prompts (paintings, etc).
When analyzing primary source, keep in mind the time and author. What were their biases? Who was the audience?
Try to find trends in questions. Sometimes teachers prefer a certain type of question, or like to trick you up by changing one thing (they might not even realize this). Finding these patterns will make your test taking easier.
Be careful when reading the question. Sometimes they ask for which one was not true, or to select the true statement from a list of false ones. Don’t get confused!
Do not change your answers on a whim. Really, if you’ve studied, you’re more likely to be right the first time around.
If you’re allowed to see your test after you receive your grade, go and identify the questions you got wrong. This lets you see areas of weakness (are you bad at primary source analysis? Is there something you’re consistently getting wrong?). See if you can retrace your thought process when answering it and explain it to your teacher so he/she can explain where you went wrong. Who knows, you might even get partial credit back!
Good luck!
too late for me; save yourselves future AP scholars
OKAY! UPLOADED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY STUDY GUIDES. GO CRAZY. HERE IS THE LINK TO THIS PAGE
What I’ve learned in APUSH:
Marbury v. Madison established judicial review.
Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense.
White people need to not.
What I expected to learn in AP US History: how we became a nation, our impact on the world, what issues we had to solve to live up to our ideals
What I've learned: smuggling is America's oldest pastime.
Other names for APUSH
AP we should’ve listened to Washington AP wtf when did Democrats switch with Republicans AP can the southern states not AP has America always been this bad AP I fucking love Alexander Hamilton
How to Write an APUSH DBQ
Each AP History class has slightly different DBQ rules so just make sure you’re writing the proper way. The average score for the DBQ is a 3 out of 9 which is bad for how easy the essay is. In my opinion, it’s the easiest essay and can be fun. You have to know outside information but you’re also given a lot. Plus, you learn some weird stuff. But basically, make it your strength. You need one good essay, one really solid essay, to do well. Knowing how to do it is half the fight and a rather easy one at that.
That being said, they changed the rubric, so if there are things I am missing, tell me!
Understanding the DBQ
This is something I wish people would have told me so I’m going to tell you. The DBQ is a conversation. It’s going to flow like one. The documents are just that- documents. They are what you use to construct your conversation. You use those documents as examples and use outside knowledge for other examples. You’re talking about a topic, your thesis, and the evidence is the stuff you know and the documents. Thinking about it in those terms should help, I think.
During the reading time
Read the question and rewrite exactly what it’s asking. This sounds stupid but it really helps. It’s super easy to answer the wrong question. Make sure your essay talks about the question.
Take small notes about each document as you go, use easy words like positive, negative, social, political, economic, ect. You won’t know the groupings until you finish all the documents so it’s nice to have a few quick options.
Read the documents once through, and then do back and decide exactly what your plan is
You aren’t required to have a certain amount of groups but I like doing three. Make sure the groups answer the question. Go back and take note of what group each document is in.
Underline or somehow mark just a line or two in every document. Don’t try to reread the document every time, just focus on that statement. It doesn’t work all the time but enough to make it worthwhile.
Circle the author. It helps so you can analyze the point of view and bias and all that later on.
Write down some stuff you know about what’s going on in the document. You need 50% outside information so little notes here and there help.
STAY ORGANIZED!!!!!!Everything I tell you to do in this section is basically to keep organized. It’s the way I do it. If you have another system that works, go for it.
Write your thesis before the reading time is up. It saves time so when it’s time to write, you’re ready. I promise you, having it written is extremely helpful. If anyone wants a whole post on how to write a good thesis, I’ll be happy to do it.
Writing the Essay
Start by writing the document numbers on the front page of the documents. Cross each number out as you use that document. It’s the easiest way to keep track. You need to use all the documents. Make sure you don’t lose points on this. It’s simple and it’s a point.
You don’t need an intro paragraph. A quick opening sentence or two if you want and then jump into your thesis.
The thesis should reflect what you’re going to talk about. Use words from the prompt, include the years that your essay takes place. Make it specific, just do it. It feels weird but specific is important.
Again, just use every document. If you don’t know what a document is saying, use words like “perhaps” and then talk about it. Just try. Take a few extra minutes to understand, it’s worth it.
Don’t use the word document. Use the author’s name or the document’s title. Example: “Document 4 states that the Constitution never said a national bank could be created so some people believed that it was not legal” is a bad sentence. Don’t do it. Instead say “Jefferson believed a national bank was unconstitutional (Doc 4)."
Do put (Doc #) at the end of the sentence where you reference the document. Just do it. The graders want to see it. It’s also easy to look back and check that you used all the documents
I have always been told to not quote the documents. Paraphrase them. Use at most ten words. Analyze the words don’t just use them.
For every document you use, write about some outside information. It’s the easiest way to make sure you have enough outside sources. Talk about who wrote the document or what what made them feel that way if you lack anything else.
New this year I guess you have to connect it to broader topics and processes? So don’t forget that. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT PART! Sorry I can’t help with it.
Analyze point of view and bias for all documents. This is my favorite part. Just talk about why people might think a certain way. It’s often pretty obvious. Don’t forget to mention it though.
For a conclusion, just scribble more BS down or just restate your thesis. Save your energy for other things.
General Tips
Make inferences. Doesn’t have to be right, just sound right.
Writing the essay feels like running a marathon. Just keep going, keep moving forward and don’t take breaks. Keep a steady pace, you have three essays to get through
You don’t have all the time in the world so keep that in mind but I rushed mine when I didn’t have to and I regret it. Take your time but not that much time. Find a balance is what I’m trying to say.
The DBQ is probably going to be the easiest essay so take your time, make sure you get all the points possible, and then move on.
Believe in yourself. You’ve worked hard all year for this. You know what you know and you have the skills you need to do well. Just trust yourself and don’t freak out.
You might read the topic and be lost. Just keep working through it. Typically things will sort themselves out in your head.
Keep your handwriting legible and make sure you’re happy writing in pen.
Bring a pen. Pretty important.
Sorry this is so long! If I missed anything, feel free to tell me. If you want more posts like this, I’ll be happy to do it. If you need help with anything history, I’m happy to help.
if y’all couldn’t tell, I’m gearing up for the APUSH exam...in apush class
mexican american war
Polk: *sends soldiers to mexican border*
Mexico: *attacks US soldiers*
Polk: omg i just came out here to fulfill manifest destiny and honestly i'm feeling so attacked right now
*reads AP Exam rules* *looks around class*
Me: Who wants to take one for the team?
APUSH exam in a nutshell
- Drag Andrew Jackson - Go into a feminist rant for the DBQ - Drag John Rockefeller - Explain how much of a social cinnamon roll Andrew Carnegie was - Suffer more than the Cherokee on the Trail of Tears - Internally scream into the abyss as you read a passage from 2003 - Almost voiding your score as you nearly scream that there was no Hamilton questions
The AP United States History Exam is right around the corner. These next few weeks are the most stressful time of the year for most students. So, if you are going to procrastinate, you can procrastinate with style! Here is a list of movies, musicals, videos, ect. that came to mind while I was studying during the year. They are a lot of fun to watch, but they are educational, and most of them are free!
TV Shows:
Liberty’s Kids: a super cute, animated series that takes place during the American Revolution, and highlights some of its aftermath. There are 40 episodes, but each thirty minute episode is full of concrete details. Start watching the first episode here
Drunk History: Really funny with some topics not often discussed in the textbooks, but very relevant.
Jefferson vs Adams
Rosa Parks and Claudette Colvin
The Alamo
War of 1812
Scopes Monkey Trial
Haymarket Riot
442nd Infantry and Japanese-Americans
Musicals
Hamilton: obviously this is a no-brainer. The music is full of concrete details and has helped me so much during my multiple choice practice tests dealing with early US development. You can listen to the full soundtrack here. Below is a shortened list of songs that have the most relevant concrete details.
The Schuyler Sisters: primary source mentions
Right Hand Man: early tactics and sentiments
Guns and Ships: get to know America’s favorite fighting Frenchman
The Battle of Yorktown
Non Stop: the Federalist Papers
Cabinet Battle #1: Hamilton’s financial plan
Cabinet Battle #2: international involvement
Washington on Your Side: first political parties
One Last Time: Washington’s Farewell Address
Dogfight: Probably my favorite musical. It’s one night in America during the Vietnam war, and there aren’t a ton of concrete details, but the parts here (starting at 1:19) and here (10:25) accurately reflect the time period. You can start watching the whole musical here. (warning: there is a lot of cursing)
Pocahontas: Okay, let me preface this by saying that there are a lot of inaccuracies in this movie. A lot. But if you disregard the portrayal of Pocahontas and John Smith, there are some CDs. Listen to the Virginia Company for some of the highlights.
EDIT (7/9/16) : Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson: Though there is some explicit language I picked out the songs that have some great concrete details on Jackson’s presidency and philosophies.
Populism Yea Yea: a helpful definition of populism
The Corrupt Bargain: this event always confused, and this song definitly clears it up (featuring Henry Clay, John C. Calhoun and John Quincy Adams)
The Saddest Song: really sums up Jackson as a president in a different point of view
Videos:
Schoolhouse Rock: Reconnect with your childhood and refresh on some historical events!
Lexington and Concord
19th Amendment
American Inventions
US Expansion
The XYZ Affair: i
t may be weird, but you will definitely remember it
The Gadsden Purchase:
Never forget
So that’s my list. All of the links are italicized. If you have any movies/musicals/videos/songs/ect that you think would help feel free to message me and I will add it to list. Good luck to everyone on the test this Friday!