Probably half this blog is legible

i just wanted a latte

[probablybadrpgideas]

Decanter of melted cheese

­Elemental plane of fondue

[daredevilmeme]

@memecaptainsteverogers

[tchaikovskaya]

my mom (went to catholic schools her whole life, graduated in the late 70s) just tried to argue that since jesus died in the afternoon on good friday that you can eat meat for dinner. “he is already gone,” she said.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

If I had to choose between a catholic lawyer and a baptist lawyer, I’d choose the catholic every time

[tamamita]

Why are catholics picking fights with people they obviously know won't respect them

[tamamita]

I keep forgetting that the answer's right there

[daredevilmeme]

well since barely anyone respects anyone else on this site...

I think you may be able to see where I'm going with this.

[maydayparkers]

Loving the concept of superheroes hanging out to do regular ass things

[maydayparkers]

Marvel comics peaked with that panel of Daredevil and Spider-Man mentioning that they went antiquing the whole day so they couldn’t have possibly committed a crime

[murdockquills]

[daredevilmeme]

we should go thrifting next time. see what ridiculous stuff we can find. and bring Foggy too

[maplefiasco]

10 Times TikToker @bdylanhollis exuded Chaotic Pre-Serum Steve Rogers energy.

[ruffboi-mags]

My wife @taibhsearachd​ sent me this link and immediately upon seeing it was a gifset of Dylan i said “OMG this guy just radiates modern tiny!Steve energy, I love him so fuckin much, it’s insane”

And then I scrolled down and saw the goddamn caption XD

[daredevilmeme]

@memecaptainsteverogers​

[championsofmyheart]

[ID. a textbox from daredevil #20 that reads “no! dammit, matt! this isn’t the time for catholic guilt!”]

if i could pick one picture to describe daredevil it would be this one

[scarletmemewitch]

@daredevilmeme every freaking day

[daredevilmeme]

I FORGOT IT WAS FRIDAY

[apoliteia-deactivated20211209]

Tumblr boring af on Sunday till the Catholics get out of Mass and start their shit

[daredevilmeme]

catholics love their energy swords

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[acewatney]

[video begins with the camera pointing towards the ground showing the narrator’s black socks and white cane. He’s tapping their cane on hardwood flooring as he slowly walks forward.]

“So people ask me all the time ‘what’s the worst part about being visually impaired? Is it not being able to drive? Is it not being able to see the stars at night?’ But no. It’s when you drop a tomato on the ground [they turn a corner] and you can’t see it but you know it’s somewhere [the tomato is revealed] around here and you’re trying to find it. [his right foot touches the tomato] Oh, I just kicked it. Here buddy. Marco! [he turns in a circle as he says] Imma find this bitch. I don’t know where it is but imma find you.”

[daredevilmeme]

Matt: Sorry I bitch to you so much.

Father Lantom: Well, bitching's good for the soul.

[daredevilmeme]

did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help

[foggywithachance]

Nah, the pink is a good look for you.

[daredevilmeme]

yeah, that’s definitely mislabeled.

[scarletmemewitch]

matt is ginger

pink is not a good look for him

[foggywithachance]

It is from where I’m standing!

[daredevilmeme]

the question is did I wash whites with reds or did someone sneak things into my closet (again)

[scarletmemewitch]

…before anyone admits to anything…

do you want help with your washing?

i have a very handy handcrank that steve let me keep

[daredevilmeme]

I’m just fine doing the actual laundry but if someone could come over and help me ensure my clothes have the right labels that would be Fantastic

[scarletmemewitch]

i mean…i can

but my method of doing laundry is “dump everything in, set the load to max and the temp to cold” and then wanda off for two hours and forget about it

[daredevilmeme]

was that a pun?

it was great.

[daredevilmeme]

did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help

[foggywithachance]

Nah, the pink is a good look for you.

[daredevilmeme]

yeah, that’s definitely mislabeled.

[scarletmemewitch]

matt is ginger

pink is not a good look for him

[foggywithachance]

It is from where I’m standing!

[daredevilmeme]

the question is did I wash whites with reds or did someone sneak things into my closet (again)

[scarletmemewitch]

…before anyone admits to anything…

do you want help with your washing?

i have a very handy handcrank that steve let me keep

[daredevilmeme]

I’m just fine doing the actual laundry but if someone could come over and help me ensure my clothes have the right labels that would be Fantastic

[daredevilmeme]

did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help

[foggywithachance]

Nah, the pink is a good look for you.

[daredevilmeme]

yeah, that’s definitely mislabeled.

[scarletmemewitch]

matt is ginger

pink is not a good look for him

[foggywithachance]

It is from where I’m standing!

[daredevilmeme]

the question is did I wash whites with reds or did someone sneak things into my closet (again)

[matt-murderdock]

viksybiksy

[daredevilmeme]

did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help

[foggywithachance]

Nah, the pink is a good look for you.

[daredevilmeme]

yeah, that’s definitely mislabeled.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Once I was on a bus and someone cut this blind lady off as she was trying to get off the bus by squeezing past her. Thought she wouldn't notice. She did. Thought she couldn't do anything about it. That's how I learned the second purpose of the white cane: asshole reeducation.

Duel purpose mobility aides!!!

My aide isn’t long like a cane but it’s hard plastic and filled with water, and could hurt if used in the right places.

People have put spikes on wheelchair handles to assholes won’t move them without permission

Some braces, especially AFOs, are also hard plastic and hurt like a BITCH when you get hit with them (speaking as a caretaker who has been kicked by someone wearing AFOs on accident, and as someone who used to wear AFOs)

Disabled people- weaponize your aides and protect yourselves! you are entitled to self defense.

[daredevilmeme]

did I mislabel my laundry AGAIN foggy help

[daredevilmeme]

karen asked me what I would do in a “The Purge”-like scenario and I had to think about it, but I would definitely parkour in places where freerunning was banned.