DFTBA

Hey guys and gals, thank you for checking out my account!I am a nerd and proud of it, and absolutely LOVE to read/write. Feel free to check out my wattpad and read my books @nerdilynerdy . I am also a nerdfighter, so DFTBA (ps: I saw John Green during the TFIOS tour. *fangirls*)

[serotnin]

serotonin? in this economy?

[literalizing]

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

[maisonderriere]

[allisonpregler]

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

[vmae]

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

[silentsaebyeok-deactivated20200]

I’m just gonna add this:

[radiation]

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

[game-of-theories]

Jon Targaryon

Jon Snow is officially Jon Targaryon. He is no longer a bastard. In the last episode, Gilly read “Maynard says here that he issued an annulment for Prince Raggar and remarried him to someone else at the same time, in a secret ceremony in Dorne.” This could be referring to Rhaegar Targaryen, Daenerys’s older brother who was known to have been married to Elia Martell, the Dornish princess, but raped Lyanna Stark. However, if there was an annulment, then Jon is Rhaegar’s legitimate son, Jon Targaryon.

[nerdilynerdy]

Why does chai taste like Michaels?

[game-of-theories]

"That's Not You" Explained

For those of you who don’t yet know, this is what was meant last week when Arya told Nymeria that “that’s not you.” Back in Season 1, Ned said to Arya - in reference to her future - that one day she’d marry a lord and wear frilly gowns, to which Arya responded: “No, that’s not me.”

Similarly, now, when Arya, after years of not seeing Nymeria, tells the wolf that they are going to come home and be royals again and be companions, Nymeria is not having it. Nymeria has her own life and, like Arya, took to the rural, wild life instead of one of civility and royalty.

She and the wolf are alike, after all.

🐺

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nerdilynerdy]

How do chubby girls get guys? ...asking for a friend...

[cizayox]

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

[michaonthemoon-blog]

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

[academicfeminist]

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

[dafuqyouwantfrumme]

This is good

[nerdilynerdy]

It's the same way in Hebrew. Apple in Hebrew is written as תפוח (Ta-Poo-Ah-Ch) and the earth/ground is אדמה (Ah-Da-Ma).

So, potato is written as תפוח אדמה, which kind of translates to potato of the ground, or earth potato.

[internetslug-archive-deactivate]

a centaur that’s half horse, half centaur

[ifuckinghatetomhiddleston]

[les-etoilles]

REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT

Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done.

I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him

[onlytwitterpics]

[dankassbitchh]

[justjames]

*Gets phone out for the first time in an hour*

Parents: YOU KIDS GLUED TO YOUR PHONES 24/7

[iwantcupcakes]

The Mermaid (2016).

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

what the hell

[unclebeanbag]

I need to watch this now. 

[megapuddi64]

it’s a hilarious film