Let's Pretend I'm Normal

Hello wonderful world. My name is Kali and this is jackass.

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sometimes i think people forget that they aren't the only one dealing with things

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i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

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shortly after the ritualistic chopping of my hair i was asked out by a girl and it was flattering as fuck

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Hey! You probably get asks about this a lot, but I just wanted to let you know, the person who voices broadway karkat said she doesn't want anyone cosplaying him, as she made the design and everything :/

Actually, she saw the pictures and let me know she thought they were really cool but thank you for the concern.

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what if i made like... a thousand bite-sized pancakes

covered them in syrup

put them in a bowl

and ate them like cereal?

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I got a new cuff that looks like a tiny man is climbing my ear

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SAY IT TO MY FACE BRO, 

I DEER YOU

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so if one person ate peanut butter and another person ate jelly and they made out would it taste like peanut butter and jelly?

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shopping wholesale is like magic. my three skirts and two pairs of tights come to under $30.

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im sick and tired of people bitching about stuff their parents do FOR them

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I'VE DONE A TERRIBLE THING

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it's christmas eve, it's getting pretty intense, looks like someone upped the antler

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being sick and coughing up blood sucks so my boyfriend brought me some chocolate ice cream

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Makes obnoxious buzzing sounds

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i thought i might jump on the bandwagon its rough but im working on it

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MY LAPTOP IS FIXED!

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So I'm really into Star Wars (if you didn't already know) and this was a message I just got from my boyfriend. I just. Oh my goodness.