ONLY GOLD IS HOT ENOUGH @everythingischerries-on-top - Tumblr Blog

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

idledelilah

me: I’m not susceptible to clickbait “this abandoned shopping mall is full of thousands of fish” me: hoooooooghggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

o

op w

wheres the link op

!

painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah

normal ads: i figured out how to make money from home! click here for more info. mobile packages! play this videogame! :-)

ads on tumblr.com: hhHHhh beans… Wanna car? . $; Asthma && S K I N grape% ｈｏｒｓｅｓ Click More……… Kim Kardashian Adopts Alien Boy? ££€¥₩£#¥ Tragic I̶̻̳̻͠Ń͎͎͔̙̩͚̤̠V̷̨̩̼Ę̳̲̣͢͞S̠͈̤̤̘͢T̛̗̮̺̥͟ ͓̪̬͚̳̕͜͡I̞̥͚N̷̠̦͔̤ ͓͚̱͔͡S͎̹T͎͍̪͠O͏̱̤͓̖͠C̟̟̯̮̫ͅK̬͚̥̟̮S̢͚̫̘͉̟̖̝ ̻̫̻̺T͎O̝̖̱̥̠̰̞D͉̰͚̫̫̝̪̜ͅA͉̥̠̝̘̗̫Ỳ̧̨͇̞̼̘͈

mysharona1987

whomst

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

misandristabbacchio-remade-deac

i lose my shit at this post every time

chillwerewolf

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

hurleyquinnzel

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

hurleyquinnzel

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

christopher-bryant

by fall out boy

hurleyquinnzel

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

heartcavejewelry

Good morning! Sun kissed crystals and sage beside my window🙌🏼 Working on photographing some more pieces for Friday’s update. I’ll keep you posted with some photos of what will be included. Hope everyone has a beautiful day!💖

petewent

panic! at the disco // house of memories.

overcastblues

I refuse to accept that panic! fans are called sinners. That was their biggest hit back in 2007 I want a different name. WE DESERVE BETTER I MEAN THE SKELETON CLIQUE IS SUCH A COOL NAME

everythingischerries-on-top

Naw. Sinners for life.