stars don't fall for men

old as balls. nsfw. this is not a spoiler free blog anime and gaming sideblog @coernixen

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[polygon-wave]

FINAL FANTASY VII REVELATION (2027) dev. Square Enix

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[thirdtwin3]

"Doppelgangland" 03.16 (1999)

[magpiesketchins]

The entire Discworld fandom on the 25th of May.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[vibratome]

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

[masteraqua]

losing my shit over this line

[absolem0]

This is a threat

[theashenphoenix]

真島吾朗 • MAJIMA GORO 龍が如く８外伝 • LIKE A DRAGON 8 GAIDEN (2025)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

[everythingisdragons]

i would like to give thank to which ever presence - divine, fae, little victorian ghost child, whatever - ensured the eggs in my grocery delivery survived the trip unscathed despite being packed in a bag alongside THE BULK BOX OF CAT LITTER instead of being put in literally any other bag.

after a pretty cursed week you have protected my peace. and my eggs. merci.

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[twirlingfreckles]

2026 superwholock equivalent is Heated Rivalry, Interview With The Vampire, and somehow still Supernatural

[nicoyarobin]

[superchat]

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

[superchat]

because they dont read enough hentai

[superchat]

so they dont know where its going

[flowerbleedme]

nobody knows anything anymore.