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Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

neil degrasse tyson listening to walking on sunshine: haha this song is great, but unfortunately you can’t walk on sunshine. its too hot!!

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actually the reason you couldn’t walk on the sun’s surface is because it’s not dense enough. the surface is actually only about 7000 degrees - hot enough to burn you up very quickly, but in a heat-resistant suit you could last for a little while, long enough to take a few steps at least

but unfortunately you would fall right through the surface and quickly fall towards the center

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mjalti

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“Hey Ryuk do the Death Note rules say I can’t do THIS”

*Light rips out a page of the notebook and uses it to roll a flat blunt*

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Food $200 Data $30 Rent $250 Things I buy because I’m depressed $3,600 Utility $100

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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buy more things because you’re depressed

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Okay

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why did the chicken cross the road

Because the farmer’s shitty fuckin idiot son threw the poultry pellets too far while feeding the chickens. Now this poor chicken has to risk her gd life just to eat her fuckin lunch.

YOU DON’T OVERHAND TOSS THE PELLETS, JEDIDIAH! WE’RE FEEDING THE CHICKENS, NOT STONING THEM TO DEATH!