long way from budapest

amy. old. bi. she/her. ❤️ tony 💜 clint ❤️ wanda queue is running. requests are closed.

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[fieldbears]

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

[artemis-in-space]

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

[dailyalastor]

[pvrrhadve]

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

[snowbairdd]

But, oh, to be free! Not to have to go "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!

ALADDIN (1992) dir. Ron Clements, John Musker

[ren-054]

If I don’t imagine the characters wanting me carnally every day, I shrivel up and die

[iheartgot]

Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones 8.01 - Winterfell

[fairycosmos]

i cant believe people see quietness as a weakness omfgggg im just sitting here

[lovebvffys]

favorite drusilla looks -> season 5

[bewbin]

like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

[bewbin]

ok sick my cats got a shotgun thisll take care of it

[bewbin]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

[satlun]

CHRIS EVANS as STEVE ROGERS | CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

[milfsisyphus]

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

[daddypadackles]

[dailybuffysummers]

BUFFY REWATCH - one gifset per episode └3.15 - Consequences

[crokitheloki]

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[andremichaux]

VERONICA MARS | 2.06

[d4rthberry]

i love when women are perverts, nothing is better than a disgustingly filthy minded beautiful woman

[merlinaddams]

So, how many widows have you helped? Many. Many. Yeah, it’s a hard work. It’s hard finding them. It’s… It’s hard watching them wake. But it’s so worth it.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Astarion: Yeah, Gale has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Wyll: That can't be true!

Astarion: Watch this.

Astarion: Hey Gale, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Gale: *Throws himself out a window*