cleo

cleo | she/her/they | capricorn | dutch | incorrect 1d quotes and text posts

[cursethedaylight-deactivated202]

[fuchsea]

these two actually kissed we have confirmation now

[everywherecleo]

Niall: *sees Louis and Harry being cute together*

Niall: I would put them on a boat. they're cute.

Zayn: ??????

Liam: ...you mean... you ship them?

[daisiesonafield-blog]

One of the dancers who did the live Grammys As It Was performance with Harry, explained that they had a major technical error during the performance on live tv. As soon as the curtains opened and the table began to spin, it started spinning backwards. So after a week of rehearsing an entire choreography going in one direction, they had to quickly adapt while on stage on live tv and do the entire dance backwards!!

Watch the As It Was performance here

I think this explains a lot about why Harry was so visibly nervous and appeared thrown off at the start of the song, as well as the criticism that the choreography didn't appear to be well rehearsed. Because it wasn't. They literally had to improvise and do it all backwards on the spot. Things like this happen with live performances, it's how it goes. I personally think they all did an incredible job given the technical error, including Harry! I loved this choreographed dance, and I hope he does more dances on stage like this!

[hldailyupdate]

Lizzo shared this video she recorded of Harry winning his Grammy for Album of the Year! (5 February 2023)

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[everywherecleo]

Harry: I need 15 lightbulbs for my 15 ducks.

Liam: why?

Harry: so they're glowing and I can always find them!

Liam: the fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives some of us hope.

[everywherecleo]

Niall, opening a Capri Sun: I guess I'll just drink my feelings away

[hampsteadharry]

🎂🎁🎈🔜

[everywherecleo]

do you use any tools for making your posts?

when I have ideas, I work them out more by just searching the idea itself, so e.g. I have this idea where I want to use dinosaurs in (my latest post haha), I’ll just search online or on pinterest ‘dinosaurs meme’ or anything like that and write down everything I like, and then kinda use those aspects into my posts. if I don’t have any ideas, I use this generator, which gives me subjects to write about:)

[everywherecleo]

Niall: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Liam: why? cause they're big and scary?

Niall: cause they're dead.

[everywherecleo]

I’ve been so ia omg I’m sorry there should be a post coming at 5 pm cet!!

[everywherecleo]

Liam: plants have feelings too?! what is this? now I can't have food!

Zayn: you can eat a rock.

Niall: air.

Harry: the fabric of time and space.

Louis: chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.

Liam: you guys are not helpful.

[everywherecleo]

Harry: good morning.

Liam: good morning.

Zayn: good morning.

Niall: y'all sound so boring, try spicing it up a little.

Louis: GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[everywherecleo]

Liam: anyone d-

Niall: depressed?

Zayn: drained?

Louis: dumb?

Harry: disliked?

Liam: -done with their work... ...what's wrong with you people?

[everywherecleo]

Niall: so, oxygen went on a date with potassium... it went OK.

Harry: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Niall: actually, oxygen first asked nitrogen out on a date, but nitrogen said NO.

Zayn: I thought that oxygen had a double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Louis: looks like someone's a HO.

Harry: NaBrO.

Liam: I'm so done with all of you-

[everywherecleo]

Liam: *coming home* hi, I just came to-

Liam: *sees Louis shoving Niall into the washing machine while Zayn records and Harry watches*

Liam: *retreating* something suddenly came up.

[stylesnews]

“Did anyone watch the football yesterday? Did Brazil win? Right, I couldn’t tell from all the shouting in the streets! They look quite good Brazil, don’t they?”

— Harry talking about the Seleção