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[frontmansdog]

to be completely honest *starts lying

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[evieeveylynn]

Ur in her dms, I lowk am too uhhh has she answered you yet??? No no she hasn’t responded to me either… ah fuck she just answered you didn’t she? Tabarnak you stole my bitch bro wtfart

[maja-paja]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[funkmclovin]

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

[evieeveylynn]

I love having friends that constantly lowk make me feel like shit about myself. It’s comforting to know my mother can be found in everyone I surround myself with

[evieeveylynn]

I just won a ps5 at an arcade oh my god and it’s the version that takes disks holy shit oh my god I feel like how I felt when I first discovered lesbian porn

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[boobcareer]

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[girlballs]

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

[evieeveylynn]

Started working on my masterpiece and I haven’t rested since like every time I explain it to someone they ask “how would that ever work???” And like why would you doubt a woman like that. Genuinely too like obviously I’ve already thought about it all and I’ve MADE it work and I’ll continue to make it work.

Anyways can’t wait to finish my Holt Hyde x Jackson Jeckyl fic and read it while rubbing my big fat greedy belly

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[evieeveylynn]

Not bad in the way I thought I was in high school but a sinister other way