I swear to the Goddess I think of the wildest shit all the time:
So sometime last week, I was thinking of unlikely character crossovers and inserts and the most insane I've come up with so far is-wait for it(drumroll please!)....All For The Game characters in The Wheel Of Time. Hear me out.
Neil would hide his channelling skills really well, but he would always be prepared to channel, being the extremely traumatized runaway child he is. Of course, he would ruin all that work by doing something as incredibly stupid like going to the White Tower to work as a squire or something. Why? Because he really loves weapons and is passionate about them and that passion is CLEARLY more important than his own life and safety. How would his channelling be exposed? A Yellow Aes Sedai would see that he is injured and touch him lightly to heal him and he would throw her into the wall with an air push or sumn. I also feel like he or Andrew would have killed Ichirou.
Neil's mum. Oh god. I like to believe that she would have still been alive. With channelling abilities, she would have definitely been able to protect Neil more. Maybe with confidence in her ability to keep him actually safe, she might have shown him some more compassion, I feel.
Andrew would be a solid case for the Red Ajahs to continue stilling men, because I can assure you, he would have killed like 50 people, plus Drake upon immediate discovery of his abilities. He might have even invented a way to resurrect people from the dead just to kill him again. The offence of the other 49? They touched him. He might not even be all that powerful of a channeller, but with the mentality of a really violent and brutal fighter like Andrew, things happen. Might off Ichirou.
Jean would let himself kiss Jeremy. I just know he would. No one can hurt him, the anger he has always had plus channelling would make him untouchable, and when he realizes that, he would slowly but surely let himself take the things he wants (not without consent tho). He would also obliterate anyone he even mildly suspects of sexual assault. What he couldn't do to Grayson(spits violently), he would do to them a hundred times over. He would also chop off Faser's dick and hands.
Laila would maim Bryson. Cripple Wilshire and remove his tongue. Slap Jeremy's mum.
Cat would perform channelling tricks to make her girlfriend fall more in love with her. Would also torture the Ravens for info on what they did to Jean during his time there and then torture them some more when they tell her.
Dan would never let a MFer put hands on her stage sisters. The nigga would be going home without them (the hands).
Renee would perfect the art of fighting with blades in different elements but would choose to be a Brown Ajah, peacefully reading books 'n' shit.
Allison would get back at Andrew, like a for real fight this time. She would also be the best dressed Aes Sedai in any room at ANY given time. She would have like 100 warders who all look like some variation or other of Magic Mike.
Kevin. would look for ways to win more Exy matches using channelling and he would probably ask the girls to go all out.
Thea would kill the Ravens with her hands instead of her mouth.
Abby would obviously be a Yellow Ajah.
Coach Wymack would hire an Aes Sedai to lock Neil's mouth, while Agent Browning would hire one to open Neil's mouth.
Let me know what other characters you think would have the most peculiar roles in the wheel of time!
