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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor

roma★
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER
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NASA

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this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
I FOUND THE TWEET THAT GOT ME TO WATCH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
fuckin succinct
What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.
gonna start saying Bagayaya before bed
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees
Tonight’s Lovely Lettuce Green Bottoms are brought to you by Betty and Angus!
it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision
illl fucjing do it
Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.
me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up
Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.
they need to ban people from being funnier than me about Oscars fashion