IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

[evil-satan-offical]

GREETINGS EVERYONE

I HAVE RETURNED!

So if you are young, I (a couple months ago) began THE EVIL OFFICALVERSE. Then the evil satan account got popular and one day i just deleted it, no warning. I kinds regret it but eh im back anyways.

I have been monitoring this place carefully. I've seen friends die, change, love or be replaced. I've seen you all. I have seen everything

ALLOW ME TO DO SOME TAGGING!

@evilpineapple-offical @evilest-lemonade-offical @neutral-offical @evil-journalism-offical AND EVERYONE ELSE I FORGOT.

And of course

@satan-offical

[keysmash-translator-offical]

Alright, everyone.

Now that the party is assembled, we must figure out how exactly to enter the void to save the stubborn, stubborn entity that is No-One.

@evilpineapple-offical , @timekeeper-offical , do either of you have any idea how to do this?

[evil-satan-offical]

EXCUSE ME, I KNOW IM NOT INVOLVED, BUT IM VERY POWERFUL. I COULD HELP IF NESSACERY

[killer-offical]

evil people interact

evil people. where are my people. I need my partner in crime with the weirdly homoerectic energy

[evil-satan-offical]

HEY.

[offical-fanartist-offical]

DRAWING OFFICALS EVERY DAY DAY UHHHHHHHH IDFK

@satan-offical !

This was so rushed I'm sorry-

HAPPY OFFICALVERSE DAYYYYY

AND ALSO

DOED (Drawing Officals Every Day) IS BACKKKK YAY

[evil-satan-offical]

GRRR FUCK HER SHES BAD AND SUCKS

I DECLARE EVIL OFFICALVERSE DAY AS TOMMOROW

[do-not-u-dare]

to my awesome older sister and also all my mooties

I am asleep

goodnight

sleeps

Okay byw

[lemonade-offical]

officals, blow this post up

@punky-beaver-offical @crow-offical @king-of-oreo @snomulonimbus-clouds

[evilest-lemonade-offical]

!!! bombs!!! bombs and bombs and bombs!!! explosion!!

@evil-satan-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-man-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @evil-woman-official @evil-lemon-shark-offical

[satan-offical]

YEARBOOK QUOTE TORMUMWNT TIME

What is my yearbook quote? (3)

"I'm either dying famous or not dying at all" -Me

"Despite everything it's still" -Undertale

"And the universe said I love you, because you are love" -Minecraft

"I may die, but my hope won't die with me! I WON'T LET IT!" -my campaign

Voting ended onMay 25

[evil-satan-offical]

GXHDJDJJDJDJJDJDJD PICK MINECRAFT NOW OR I WILL PUT YOU IN THE EVIL CAVE

[fraythet1red]

Tag game:

Simular to the "hi im ______ and i brought/bring _____ to the picnic" but were doing; "hi im _____ and i bring the _______ to the friend group."

Hi im Fray I bring the crippling anxiety and triggers to my friend group.

@shaethecrow @critterscreaturescollective @chronicallyonlinebitch @idk-i-like-cats

[shaethecrow]

Hi I’m Maren (I have lots of names so no you haven’t been calling me by the wrong one lol) and I bring the knowledge of Porphyrios the whale that terrorized the Roman Empire to the friend group

@thatchaoticbookworm @p3rpetual-moti0n

[thatchaoticbookworm]

hi i'm Ira and i bring musical songs on repeat to the group @shenanigan42 @elara-me @random-indian-girl @i-eat-asphalt @girl-on-the-subway @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @oxyisdamoron + open

[i-eat-asphalt]

Hi I'm Mads and I bring the shitty jokes to the friend group!

@mrecury42 @tobiasbones @unfathomablylargekiwi @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @ashiewoods @the-sun-personified

[tobiasbones]

Hi! I’m Bones and I bring facts about human anatomy that no one asked for to the friend group

@4ng31s-1n-v1n3g4r @dancinginmyoldsatindress @sounds-mythic-im-in @hopefullygettingtaller

[4ng31s-1n-v1n3g4r]

hi!! i’m Juturna (or April) and i bring weird emo music to the friend group…

@ser4phim-sw4ggot @emo-elmo-the-fith @take-that-depresion @gh0stcav3 and anyone else who wants 2 join :3:3

[maggot-faggot-swaggot]

hi I'm frank (or any other of My Names) and I bring a crippling amount of love and reverence for the blessed virgin mary to the friend group😛

@jaybubu @clerksdagger @ashertheslasher @starmistsan @garlicbreadmustdie

[garlicbreadmustdie]

hi i'm garlic and i bring the endless yapper of my interests/shyt that pisses me off/song lyrics/dead! horse beating to the friend group !! 😺😺

@thatlittlefae @xxcapetowndevotee-isnotonfirexx @pepsicanzonthefloor @bananaballs21 @lalalalala520710 @icannotbelieveimstillhere @erlysnstsovrmnroevle @bringmethatfuckinghorizon420 @camisadoll @callianassa +open !!

[lalalalala520710]

hi I'm Aminah and I bring the gayness to the party *giggles* ahahaha I'm so funny lolzzzzz

Open tags

@printer-reads-505 @sharkfin13 @y0uputmyh3adinzuchaflurryflurry @sickkvalentine @ewerpithy @gezdrasz @rosalinerosie @stump-goon3r

[printer-reads-505]

Ty twin yes u r funny 💅

Hi I’m printer and I bring the bipolar music also a big obsession with the umbrella academy and a simp for five hargreeves

@wallyblack1925-offical

[wallyblack1925-offical]

I’m Wally and I bring the complete series of the vampire chronicles complete with a yap session of the difference between the books, movies and tv series also a soul crushing obsession with Lestat de Lioncourt

@eleventhirtythoughts @lotions-potions-and-notions

@mayawithany @magnustowershop @aliensatemysocks @lavendertortoise12 @indigo-skies14 @deliberatelynoizy @future-muse + open tags IM LAZY

[indigo-skies14]

Hi i'm Kay and I bring whimsy and a fire music taste to the friend group ✨✨✨

tags:

@i-am-trashyy @dolli33 @yourlocalcuntette @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @everythingistakenihavenothing

+ any others who want to join <3

[everythingistakenihavenothing]

Hi im everythingisnothing and I bring facts about space to the friendgroup!!

Open tags:

@angicouturexx @god-of-jirai @aishacvts3

[god-of-jirai]

thx for the tag!!!

Hi I'm Lamby and I bring my sketch book to the friend group! :3

@gorejuice92 @izumis-garden @rain92w @scarredstar18 @v0xedblr @voj231ku @moonlitscales @illrabidraccoon @achilles-the-loser @your-fallen-internet-angel @let-you-down +others!! :P

[gorejuice92]

Hi I'm Mari and I bring new people to the friend group every day!! But for some reason everyone keeps insisting that they're not real....? Not sure why.... that's not a nice way to greet a new pal, do they know?

tags: @astralovesrugs @sicklysweet420 @deathbymicrophone @heavens-theif @earth2kade @harmfulkei @kaomojiloser @needybloggeroverloadd @k4mi-noai @razvan-idk @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @d-1-zzz @pientones @rain-candy-uu @f0rever-devoted @ra1ning--candies @clarakittycatty @gloomyggloomy456 @dearlytako @nurs3-bun @confessionsofarottensena @devilishlysw33t @ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3 @cantfuckingremember

[kaomojiloser]

hai i’m kao and i bring weird sounds , self deprecation , and a unhealthy obsession with arcane to the friend group (´･Д･)」

tags ^_^ :: @pankobean @sweetsandcupcakes @reinpien @yanshiho @fawnedupon @hpdamechan @bloodyclawwz @dinkingmyoiter6 @illmeowforyou @rottingcannibaby

[pankobean]

hii im bean and i bring bubbliness, a fashion obsession and shitty humor to the friend group !

tags: @sweetsandcupcakes @ang3l-dr3ams @ang3l-b1t3s

[ang3l-dr3ams]

Hii Angel is Angel and Angel brings comfort and baked goods to the friend group!!

@ryuuhusbando @rotting-in-red @robotgoblin99 @purple-muppet-baby

[purple-muppet-baby]

Hi I’m Dave and I bring an extensive amount of knowledge about the Day shift at Freddy’s lore to the friend group @host-objectified-irl @deskadoesstuff21 @jirais-original-sin @spookthelilguy

[host-objectified-gay]

hi I'm rust and I bring the autism to the freind group

@splatteredmintyguts @chxrl1eflxm3 @jun1purrx I'm tired everyone else pretend you got tagged ok

[jun1purrx]

Hi I’m Juniper and I bring wolf facts to my friends (I don’t really have a big friend group…)

@pumpkin0mel @casiojays

[pumpkin0mel]

Hi i'm Celeste/Mel and i bring loudness and tripwire facts to my friendos

@micjelly

[pan-jelly]

Hi we are blooms/wiltz and we bring random facts about things we enjoy to the friend group

Tags

@stagefrightbaxter @pennapennafirme @junebugscreates @gummymew + open tags aa

[gummymew]

Ty for the tag!

Hello~ I'm Gummy, and I bring the

Hamilton

To the friend group!

@pinnedd-board @sleepystrutter28 @cats-eat-humans @solar-png + open tags for moots!

[pinnedd-board]

hi I’m sparky and I bring the yearning for fictional men to the friend group!!

@spookypointyears @phthalos-blues @astrialumi

[hieronymusbotched]

Hi I’m Phthalo and I bring the dry advice and nudibranch facts to the friend group!

@spacetimeaccordionfolder @bur1ed-bird @avianavionthebird @possibly-a-jellyfish @geniuscomediae @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @eldermage1 @wooden-houses @hauntieannes @clownfish-casino @churchedcannibal @willisiam-woodiam +anyone else who wants to join!

[hauntieannes]

hi i'm hauntie and i bring batshit stories about the hospital rabbi to the friend group 👍

@fractoluminescence @axolotlmage47 @hollowcat @diciusnestea @comma-souptra @verdart @shalak26 AND YOU THERE

[hollowcat]

Hi i’m Hollow and i bring copious ocs and odd hyperfixations to the friend group

@unfortunategenderfluxmushroom @amaritheartist @basicallyagremolini @onelonelyghost + uhh anyone else :>

[amaritheartist]

Hi, I'm Amari, and I bring constant lyrical references to the friend group!

@mepsratwizard @geniuscomediae @mudwingprince @silvermoonisreallybored @megamindsupremacy @absentminded-always @era-of-ages @nonbinarytoast2 And YOU, the Viewer! 🫵

Actually, I'm also tagging @i-like-reblog-maps this one is WEIRD!

[mepsratwizard]

im Semou and I bring knowledge of the Byford Dolphin incident

@rook-o-nines @n3k0n1k0 @mrman24 @speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me @feralruin

[speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me]

Hi I’m Raven and I bring the constant burnout to the friend group

@mrman24 @i-still-wish-for-u @argon-offical @falling-stars-dont-go-far @foxxie-mcfoxface @gold-offical

[argon-offical]

Hi, im argon and i bring procrastination to the friend group

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @genderqueer @carbon-offical @antimony-offical

[antimony-offical]

Hi, I'm Antimony and I bring vomiting to the friend group

sorry gang

@copper-offical @antimatter-offical @neutron-offical @technetium-offical @potasium-offical @mercury80-offical

[potasium-offical]

hi i’m potassium and i bring the random fun facts and stupid puns to the friend group

@ton-618-official @tin-offical @gold-offical @number5offical @normal-offical @the-color-orange-offical + open tags

[the-color-orange-offical]

hi, I'm the color orange (distinct from simply orange) and I bring reading comprehension to the friend group

@orange-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @nug-offical-deactiv @raventhecrispy-offical @skyan-official @chartreuse-official @sans-the-skeleconch +anyone else

[chartreuse-official]

hi, i'm chartreuse and i bring dyed hair and pronouns to the friend group

@evil-pineapple-offical @coffee--spill @chickfila-offical @singapore-offical @genderqueer-offical @parentscomputer-official @cleaning-spray-offical +open tags

[evilpineapple-offical]

Hi, I’m Evil Pineapple and I bring the questionable (not necessarily bad) to the friend group

@definitely-ao3-offical @no-one-offical @eredin-offical @evil-satan-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical +open tags

[evil-satan-offical]

HELLO. IM EVIL SATAN. I BRING THE PODCAST FANDOM TO THE FRIENDGROUP.

OPEN TAGS I SUPPOSE

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This just in: all evil scientist characters are officially pro choice I don’t make the rules

[villain-offical]

Evil scientist here! I support this statement

[crazy-scientist-offical]

carzy Evil scientist here, i wholeheartedly support this!

[evil-satan-offical]

NOT A SCIENTIST BUT IM EVIL! AND PRO CHOICE!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This just in: all evil scientist characters are officially pro choice I don’t make the rules

[villain-offical]

Evil scientist here! I support this statement

[crazy-scientist-offical]

carzy Evil scientist here, i wholeheartedly support this!

[evil-satan-offical]

NOT A SCIENTIST BUT IM EVIL! AND PRO CHOICE!

[evil-satan-offical]

GREETINGS EVERYONE

I HAVE RETURNED!

So if you are young, I (a couple months ago) began THE EVIL OFFICALVERSE. Then the evil satan account got popular and one day i just deleted it, no warning. I kinds regret it but eh im back anyways.

I have been monitoring this place carefully. I've seen friends die, change, love or be replaced. I've seen you all. I have seen everything

ALLOW ME TO DO SOME TAGGING!

@evilpineapple-offical @evilest-lemonade-offical @neutral-offical @evil-journalism-offical AND EVERYONE ELSE I FORGOT.

And of course

@satan-offical

[mao-the-dong-offical]

So, did you create the Evil Officalverse?

I have been here for close to a year and never seen you before.

[evil-satan-offical]

YEAH IT WAS ME. I DEACTIVATED AROUND NOVEMBER/OCTOBER SORTA? BUT IM BACK NOW. IM SURE THERE ARE SOME OLD POSTS SOMEWHERE...

[evil-satan-offical]

Do you pronounce the l in salmon.

YEAH, IM EVIL

[evil-satan-offical]

Oh would you look at that I found another official to prank

Your covered head to toe in custard

ENJOY THE SWEETS!

GET PRANKED!

@sans-the-skeleconch the rouge jester

OH. WELL I MEAN... THATS NOT AWFUL. I GET A SHIT TON OF CUSTARD

[evil-satan-offical]

Satan official won't invest in my swamp, will you?

ONLY IF YOU CAN SET A PORTION OF IT ON FIRE

[evil-satan-offical]

Are you by any chance aware of the...trout snagging incident of your double...?

OF COURSE. ME PERSONALLY, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR SALMON

[satan-offical]

Happy Star Trek day!

[evil-satan-offical]

AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE EVIL ONE

[evilpineapple-offical]

Guys… you should hire me as a mercenary… idgaf who I’m killing as long as they’re not one of my friends or family

[evil-satan-offical]

KILL @satan-offical AND ILL GIVE YOU... 1... BILLION.... EVILBUCKS

[evilpineapple-offical]

SATAN CAN’T DIE

[evil-satan-offical]

SURE SHE CAN JUST SPLASH HOLY WATER ON HER OR SMT

[evilpineapple-offical]

SHES THE CREATOR OF THE OFFICALVERSE SURELY THATS NOT ALLOWED

[evil-satan-offical]

I THINK IF YOU KILL HER YOU HAVE TO TAKE HER PLACE LIKE IN THE SANTA CLAUSE

[evilpineapple-offical]

I DONT WANNA DO THAT

[evil-satan-offical]

COWARD

[evilpineapple-offical]

Guys… you should hire me as a mercenary… idgaf who I’m killing as long as they’re not one of my friends or family

[evil-satan-offical]

KILL @satan-offical AND ILL GIVE YOU... 1... BILLION.... EVILBUCKS

[evilpineapple-offical]

SATAN CAN’T DIE

[evil-satan-offical]

SURE SHE CAN JUST SPLASH HOLY WATER ON HER OR SMT

[evilpineapple-offical]

SHES THE CREATOR OF THE OFFICALVERSE SURELY THATS NOT ALLOWED

[evil-satan-offical]

I THINK IF YOU KILL HER YOU HAVE TO TAKE HER PLACE LIKE IN THE SANTA CLAUSE