Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
hello vonnie
Keni
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
taylor price

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

PR's Tumblrdome

Origami Around

Discoholic 🪩

Janaina Medeiros
Jules of Nature
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kaledo Art
occasionally subtle

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@evileye
my bsky account got suspended cause kiwifarmers got mad
happy pride, death to kiwifarms
robotgirl who brats by shocking you with small zaps and blames it on static electricity
hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?
Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh
“Fucking your robot partner till they break” this, “smashing your robot partners chassis” that. What if I want to caress my robot partner while I gently rail them against the wall and tell them how much I love them? What about that huh?
In reality robots are actually way more fragile than humans. They don't repair like people do, and components are more delicate than organs. You've got to treat her with love and care, you've gotta hold her like the precious treasure she is. You've also absolutely gotta get her pregnant but that's a given
The only robot girl that you can normally be ruff with is a printer. All printers are masochistic brats.
⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...
you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts
mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall
listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer
Trips and falls over really pathetically and just kinda lies there
Did you seriously just smoke some of my elfweed? Girl you're gonna get soooo fucked in 5 years. Yeah it only lasts a decade though.
Don't worry about your nipples being more sensitive.
kiss binah
Insane