[divinestrike]

it’s so hard being sexy and smart good thing i watch anime to humble myself 

[casanova-x]

the sexual tension between me & what i’m capable of

[prozac-archive]

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

admittedly there's like 1 or 2 bitches living in my mind rent free

[eclipperton]

I’ll never evict you Ms Green M&M

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’ve been thinking about this TikTok for a week

[constable-frozen]

??!!

[justlookatthosesausages]

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

[betasunkern]

[rodrickheffeley]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

highschool teen romance film

good christian girl: *is paired with withdrawn goth boy for assignment* ugh i hope i stay on this trouble maker’s good side :(

good christain girl: *spots a book poking out of withdrawn goth boy’s bag* hey what’s that?

withdrawn goth boy: *pulls out copy of romeo and juliet* oh yeah just some light reading i usually do in lunch.

good christian girl: you…….like Shakespeare?

withdrawn goth boy: [quotes some of the wherefore art thou romeo scene without looking at the book]

good christian girl: that’s incredible!

withdrawn goth boy: yeah, i’ve always felt i’ve had a connection to romeo- as well as the protagonist of [another 9-11th grade mandatory reading book]

good christian girl: yeah *slightly flustered* same here….

bell rings

good christian girl’s friend: Kelsey-Anne Sue come on!! were going home!

good christian girl: be there soon guys! *looks back at withdrawn goth boy* see you around then, i guess :)

withdrawn goth boy: *cracks a shy smile* y-yeah. see you around

good christain girl: *coughs slightly, indicating that her mysterious disease may be returning*

[msdebruns]

My first attempt at a Chaotic Caption Edit, and where best to start that one of my favourite scenes of season one (this took me forever so pls give credit or else I’m coming for your kneecaps 🔨👀)

[podsn]

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can't stop laughing

[1a4]

tea 😯

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

tea...

[medievalswords]

when lizzo said "self love is survival" and when hannah gadsby said "do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation" and when mitski said "i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation"

[harlivy]

Amy Adams could do The Revenant but Leonardo DiCaprio could never do Enchanted.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

at this very moment a man is explaining the plot of something media to a woman…stay strong queen it will be over soon

[dawnawakened]

Yayoi Kusama, Infinity Mirrored Room - Filled with the Brilliance of Life (2011)

“Eccentric Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama’s intriguing art installation at the David Zwirner gallery in New York tussles with a tough concept that most of us have a difficult time wrapping our heads around – infinity. Her “I Who Have Arrived In Heaven” installation features infinity rooms that let visitors take a step into an enchanting and endless space.” - Bored Panda