[paragonofparadoxes]

Me looking at the calendar as I prepare to post the second chapter of my fic

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[paragonofparadoxes]

Get you a wife that tolerates your simping and promises you food

[durtyrascal]

Its time for a tumblr snow fight again. Tag and reblog. Heads up @darth-perineum

[darth-perineum]

Duck! @socalledmixtapelife @loveherallican-blog @snowangelsoul @catladychronicles @nearsighted-calliope @i-sat-bythe0cean @stupidmansuit7 @moonbeam-stars @machetazos88 @manuaani !

[snowangelsoul]

Thank you, my prankster friend, @darth-perineum.

@crossdresserica @dangerouslycleverflower @justmeagain4 @aviationgeek71 @southpawcharlie @j073fv @demeter1111 @oshea52 @stanjames-world-3

[crossdresserica]

@snowangelsoul thanks for the tag girlfriend

Handing off to: @nobeerreviews @todds-likes @simplyasoutherngal1 @countrygypsywt @lizzy52955 @diavolaangelica @coacheric @dinosaurwithablog

[diavolaangelica]

Thanks for the tag @crossdresserica 🥰😍🌹 I tag: @elle-mood @outtafvcks @topromoteme @gratuitous-aesthetic @necro69mancer @madmax76d @marcelo-mmm

[topromoteme]

Thanks for the tag @diavolaangelica!

I tag @thischarmingman444 @skinny-dipping-sasquatch @orpheus-rising @blondebrainpowered @magical-maybee @magictune-strawberryflutesblow @shes-an-odd-bird and anyone else who wants to play.

[thischarmingman444]

Thanks for tagging me @topromoteme

I tag @jesusismyhostage @that-0ne-gurl-lives-again @feralchaton @persephone-sighed @t-d-4-2 @frankahstein @bobbie-doll @westernwitchy75 @missmirim @wildgypsywind2 @louxosenjoyables @fusehund @sweetreddelicious-58 and any other one of you maniacs

[feralchaton]

It's that time again!! Thank you for tagging me @thischarmingman444 I hope the holiday season is being merry and you are keeping warm! 💝

Tagging: @elle-mood @persephone-sighed @lookingformyperfectsandwich @daisies-in-thedark @theresmorethanmeetstheye @demeter1111 @mortifiedandawesome @thepulchritudinousheart @satansfavoritefirecrotch @oddlysweet @nearsighted-calliope @thesplendidadventure @crossedsardines @north-star-dreamer-69 @permanently-changing @theseeker1864 @friends-like-those @happyzenmonk @papillondusoir @abookofobscuresorrows @n0eonheart @violetsoblue @carpethedamndiemencoreunefois @weeedmann ...the more the merrier!!❄️☃️💖😘

[coeur-verrou-deactivated2026012]

Thanks so much for the tags @diavolaangelica ❤️, @feralchaton 🪷, @la-parenthese-d-an-ghi ✨...

... and a thousand apologies for the wait, Squad! 🙏 It's time to battle! ❄️🥶 Ready? 🧤

I'll tag (no pressure): @thepullofy0u , @alwayselusivelove , @daniellesjourneyxo , @thedepressedpelican , @oddlysweet , @badhabit-life .

❄️...

[thepullofy0u]

Thank you for the tag @elle-mood ❄️☃️🤍

Not sure I'd find enough snow here in TX to make one this big, but a girl can dream 😅

Sending my giant snowball to... @adifferentfeeling @afawnsdiary @and-despair @consistent-sincerity @drinksaroundthefire @innocenceofourhearts @islandinyourself @mxxnwaves @originalpandahoagieoperator @stephaknee @vampireduckk @wholenessblooming

Y'all better watch out! 🙃⚪

[afawnsdiary]

Thank you for tagging me @thepullofy0u 🫶☃️

Y‘all ready for the fight?

@un-r-hoert @portrait-of-a-fox @overnightsuperbloom @glitterfitnessfaery @schwarzebrandung @missreverie78 @ineggshellblue @jollyterror @sleepyphiliax @swaddle @tristanamerie @pyruvath9 @th3-p4ck @iwillneverbecleanagain @changetheprophecyplease @raaw-nerve

[un-r-hoert]

@afawnsdiary didn't want it any other way... En Garde! ⛄☃️

I'm throwing snowballs @edithalice @classyhippie @babys-pink-room @3ndl33sss @lastonev @paininourpoems @xxdestinyschildxx @jess-here-for-a-bit @zwoelenachten @pyruvath9 @glitterbucks @hisinfernalmajesty666 ...

[edithalice]

@un-r-hoert 🫡 I've never gone down in a snowball fight

☃️ @frequentlyproblematic @laurapalmerwrappedinplastic @mattcursedghost @sparklyangelbear @lonewo0lf @susieexo @blackcawfee @zombiemike

[frequentlyproblematic]

Thank youuu @edithalice for tagging me! 🥰

Throwing (no pressure) snow at @cour5t, @sleepyphiliax, @swaddle, @you-had-me-at-whoa, @awarriorqueen, @heythereabigail, @jollyterror, @agentcooperspinup, @moonearthangel, and @islandinyourself ❄️

[jollyterror]

Thanks for tagging me! @afawnsdiary @frequentlyproblematic 💜✨️

(no pressure) ☃️❄️❄️❄️ @klump-kloss @decayles @yourbigfriend @ndygggesh @onewiththeabyss @feministthembot @dvndyl @scotty-does-know @funnygirlthatgab @killahwhale91 @randidlygh

[decayles]

QUEUED SURPRISE ATTACK!!!

AT 3 AM!!!

@jollyterror @gloomdove @spira---mirabilis @resident-rats @a-cosmic-elf @liquidsnakedoubledeeznuts @eventidehound @ghostofashina @ghostofashina @thebandit1984

[spira---mirabilis]

AHHHHHHH

Heads up >:3 @fangirling-heart @sleepylittleowlet @foxonrollerskates @illiteratesblog @pulim-v @izunias-meme-hole @blandandtasteless @itsvioletevergarden29 @heraldofcrow @fantomette22 @sad-endings-suck @truthdawn @prettypinkbubbless @june-ibby @miraspirabilis @sunnythesassy @prince-of-perception @oh-cramity-its-amity @jinxie-117 @sleepywyrldbuilder @the-radio-host

[fangirling-heart]

Eeeeee!!!

I got snowed!

Time to return fire! >:3

@nostalgic-bee, @gayowlsntitans, @ordinaryschmuck, @blandandtasteless, @findmeinthefallair,

@localowlhousefanatic, @justarandomart, @actuallydemigirl, @witch128chick

[ordinaryschmuck]

Not much of a snowball fight kinda guy. I'm just going to make fresh snowballs and pass them off to teams on both sides like I did when I was five and the older boys in the neighborhood were going at it like you do.

[darinaethelaianprophet]

Unrestrained winter fun

@star-pup01 @redraven393 @saqvobase @ecrivainsolitaire @weareweirdpeople

[redraven393]

thank you @darinaethelaianprophet, but sadly, no Winter in East Asia and thus I'm Ammo-les The thought of a giant green dragon throwing a Snowball at me in the first ever Sunny day for weeks is so fukin amusing to me, so I just HAVE to draw it

but in the spirit of December !! @ourasriel @connorwing @star-pup01 @zenoflee @a-flawed-apparatus @dotterelly @treesters

[dotterelly]

Thanks @redraven393! I don't usually do tag games, but it chrimmus. You can have some of our snow, here in the Midwest we've had more snow for the pre Christmas side of winter than anyone's seen in years.

OK, so...

@onesaltyerik @madameroxo @yunachan2 @shadowdragonia @stardustinoureyes @gyaru-tau @nomsfaultau @release-the-sheep @alfgifu @raptothegay @lukadarkwater-main @lello-lemon @pepper-mintzyy @jinx-kitty-cat

And everyone else who wants to join!

[release-the-sheep]

alright let's go! thanks @dotterelly for the tag.

everything's melted here but not for long, so

snow be upon ye! @thehornylibrarian @modestflamboyance @dirtyrobber70 @paragonofparadoxes @doomsday-dj @c0untry-mouse @lastonethereisaniceperson @ladyriot @batnbreakfast @virescent-v @kurtsvonneslut oh god there's definitely more people. get each other

[paragonofparadoxes]

Cheeeoooooooo time for some holiday cheer 😈

Round these parts the snow came in the form of atmospheric river flooding… soooo

May the snow and holiday festivities be upon yall 🩷🥳

Idk who wasn’t tagged so @ the Rizzles family and anyone else who wants to hop in, come be merry!!

[luna-azzurra]

Writing Advice that Will Save You from Crying over Chapter 3 Again

☽ Sometimes “writer’s block” is actually just your story being broken and your brain knowing before you do. Respect the vibes, go back. Something stinks.

☽ If you’re stuck in the middle, skip to the part you’re excited to write. Chronological writing is a suggestion, not a law.

☽ “Kill your darlings” is not about deleting every cool thing you love. It’s about not hoarding scenes like a dragon with dialogue you wrote in 2017 that doesn’t even make sense anymore.

☽ You do not need to write like your favorite author. You need to write like you, caffeinated and slightly unstable.

☽ Talking to yourself in the mirror as your character is not weird. It’s called method writing. You’re not unhinged, you’re dedicated.

☽ Aesthetic Pinterest boards and playlists are writing progress if they make you feel like a god again.

☽ You can write the climax before you finish Act 1. You can rewrite Chapter 1 thirty times and then delete it anyway. You’re not behind, you’re in hell with the rest of us.

You’re allowed to write stuff that’s not “marketable.” You’re allowed to be weird. Write the story that would make you feel seen. The niche finds its freaks.

☽ Beta readers are not gods. Take what resonates, ignore what doesn’t. If five people say your story drags at Chapter 8? Maybe listen. If one person says “make it all about the dog,” maybe don’t.

[ariaste]

As a professional author, cosigning all of this 1000000%, especially that first point that "writer's block" is sometimes your brain knowing something is broken.

It took me SO FUCKING LONG to learn what that reaction looks/feels like in my mind and body (for example: exasperated boredom of the story, generalized feeling of resentment and peevishness at myself, existential despair every time i look at the document, physical exhaustion or a vague weighty feeling like I'm carrying something heavy, or even just a vibe of "mehhhh don't really feel like it" that goes on longer than a couple days). Once I learned to recognize those signs and translate them to "Oh, did I fuck up four paragraphs ago? Whoops, I sure did!!!", my quality-of-life and my writing output (and my joy in the work) improved DRAMATICALLY.

[dduane]

Almost everything above is right on.

Also: in my experience, anyway, “writer’s block” isn’t really the writer’s: it’s a character’s. Somewhere there’s usually a conversation—with another character, with you, with the plot—that a significant character is trying to avoid having. (Or that you haven’t worked out that they need to have before the writing can continue.) Go find out what that conversation is, and have it, and the “block” will evaporate.

[paragonofparadoxes]

I'm trying to fill the dash with little gems of positivity. Tell us about something good you discovered in 2025...

Hey so first of all, this is lovely 🥹

Okay so something good I discovered was actually on a recent trip to Japan!! I had never been and got to go with two of my favorite people, so it was an extra special discovery.

And also it is food 😂

たまご醤油 - its an egg soy sauce onigiri.

And not to wax poetic about a rice ball, but she was truly made for me. I don’t love seaweed & think it can sometimes overpower onigiri, but another perk of this one? No nori!

So yeah I discovered my favorite type of onigiri this year & it brings me unending joy 🩷

[critter-of-habit]

Watson wears suits almost all the time in the later seasons of Elementary and I am LIVING

[critter-of-habit]

You are welcome

[redstonedust]

the worst part about grief is that it feels like the world should be horrendously earth shatteringly changed, and to an extent it IS but its also the same. to everyone else it's just another tuesday. the world moves on. you have to go grocery shopping.

[gael-garcia]

Painting by Pieter Bruegel the Elder

Landscape with the Fall of Icarus by William Carlos Williams

[fluentisonus]

musée des beaux arts, w.h. auden

[release-the-sheep]

the old post was getting long but @honey-floret tagged me to post 4 non-selfie pics from my phone. here you go

tagging @modestflamboyance @thehornylibrarian @dirtyrobber70 and anyone else who is tempted

[modestflamboyance]

Tagging: @stxrdust-widow and @virescent-v

[virescent-v]

tagging: @kurtsvonneslut @doomsday-dj and @c0untry-mouse

[doomsday-dj]

I’ll tag @batnbreakfast and @paragonofparadoxes

[paragonofparadoxes]

Am I too late to hop on this?

I won’t tag anyone cause I’m 2 weeks late to the party, so anyone interested please pop off ☺️

[funguslesbian]

There's something about characters whose stress response is to burst into laughter...idk there's something there. I <333 characters who can't stop themselves from laughing when shocked/stressed/afraid

[paragonofparadoxes]

There’s an overwhelming amount of censorship happening that I’m angry about. Like across the proverbial board, so much bullshit propaganda, and a disconcerting amount of capitulation with it…

But the thing that pisses me off the most?? The titty censorship. Why am I getting posts flagged that they violate community guidelines because there’s cleavage? A whisper of titties? Not a nipple in sight, fully clothed, objectively safe for work chests getting flagged??

There’s like a lot of reasons why I had authoritarianism and fascism, but FUCK the puritanical bullshit that they push with bodies is high on the list man

[holyblanchett]

Take me back to the Ocean's 8 era I miss them.

[thecollectibles]

Cats in weird places by Djamila Knopf

[keikomivra]

WEDNESDAY S02 PT. 2 + TUMBLR REACTIONS | WENCLAIR EDITION

[funnypages]

He was giggling the whole way home to his wife

[comicbook-panel-detective]

Action Comics (1938) #761

[lastonethereisaniceperson]

Remember when Jane and Maura were going through pictures to find one of them together to make Jane’s new apartment feel more homey and the only one they had is this picture of them in the rental car in LA. Well anyway they also have the same picture framed on Maura’s nightstand (on her side) in the last scene of the series 🥹

[captainlivbenson]

[jobethdalloway]

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