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riverdale blogging this morning

[riverdalearthistory]

[parkayquarts]

the red paladin

[philcollinsenjoyer]

and i get a little bit jughead (alternate universe where genghis khan is called jughead)

[baldgonia]

her boobs look so awesome here the song had to be terrible because she cant have anything and neither can i

[baldgonia]

anyone else having their gay awakening at the serial killer convention or is it just her

[treecitysessions]

[parkayquarts]

"dont drink too much you always rap about riverdale and get alcohol poisoning"

[half an hour later]

uh oh yall I just felt my liver fail

[mrsreinhart]

And we thank her profusely for it

[parkayquarts]

i saw this yucky bug in my house so i squished it into the carpet. does anyone know what species it is?

[treecitysessions]

That’s Junkhead

[doctorcurdlejr]

Archie comics invented Betty Cooper back in whatever the fuck so one day a gay man could put Lili Reinhart in a really deep hole in the ground and let her act her heart out

[baldgonia]

oh detective

[baldgonia]

the other day i hit my pen too hard and betty cooper mad world became the funniest thing in the universe to me for 3 solid hours and during that 3 hours i opened capcut

[baldgonia]

[sonofaraven]

[heathermcnamara]

riverdale season four #jorpse

[specialagentbettycooper]

i don't even go there usually but. here's my contribution to jarchie january. based on this tumblr post!!

[bireggiemantle]

50s cheryl, seconds away from abandoning her lavender fiancee at the altar: I can't do this anymore, arch-arch :( I'm queer! I'm in love with 1950s toni! I never should've agreed to marry you instead of her.

archie, seconds away from discovering the concept of homosexuality: gosh, cher, I didn't know you could have a lady for a husband. does that mean I can ask jughead to be my wife :)

[lesbojughead]

halsey - hometown