unfortunately it hurts all 3 of my feelings

jenny. 30s. she/her. accidental nancy drew cw stan. riverdalepilled. WWCFD (What Would Carrie Fisher Do?). bad faith interpretations of my posts will be blocked on sight. etc etc.

[aletheyass]

there’s no one correct interpretation of a book/film in fact there’s as many interpretations as there are readers/watchers however i think it’s important to point out that my interpretation is always a bit more correct

[imwiremother]

every emotional fandom post is written like this

oscar the grouch, who lived and loved in a trash can

oscar the grouch, who ate rotten bananas because he didn't have the self esteem to try for fresh ones

oscar the grouch, who pushed big bird away because his love burned as bright as the sun and oscar the grouch knew he was the moon

[bethanydelleman]

Recent Period Drama Starter Kit:

Earth tones, "Mood lighting" (I can't see a thing), torture lace ups, and beach waves

[gcballet]

This too

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[sandersstudies]

A lot of you on here sure don’t like the idea of making any kind of sacrifice for the benefit of others huh

[sandersstudies]

Some of you act like doing minor inconvenient acts of kindness is equivalent to donating a kidney as if it’s not those acts that form our communities and make the world go around.

[sandersstudies]

Return your grocery cart. If you’re able-bodied offer your seat to someone who is not. Help your friend move. Drive your sister to the airport. Make sure drunk people have a safe ride or walk home. Pet-sit for your coworker. Participate in a meal train. Volunteer in your area. That’s what friendship and community is about.

[sandersstudies]

[junkyarded]

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

[junkyarded]

we are all posting from the dimension of No Misandry because we live on the planet earth

[dailycatsblog]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[wiisagi-maiingan]

When talking about abuse that men face, you can never fucking say "people would care if the victim was a woman" because the victim often IS a woman and people DON'T care. Talk about these issues without downplaying societal misogyny and the normalization of abuse and violence please.

[fadeintoyou1993]

understanding riverdale does make me feel like im better than most people because its true

[bloodsportified]

i think the heathers musical episode should have included a subplot where it's revealed that jason was secretly bisexual and upon finding out about this notorious homophobe penelope blossom is like oh well i might hate my daughter for being a lesbian and sent her to conversion therapy for it but if my beloved jason was queer that's actually fine, and then she sings "my dead gay son" while everyone stares at her in horror. and then cheryl has an aneurysm and toni probably has to stop her from bashing her head in with her cricket mallet

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[toast-the-unknowing]

#yoda to luke on dagobah <- @dinosauriaawesome

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[amidalleia]

sending the small requested donation to a church along with my request for 200-year-old baptismal records while shaking my head to show i do not support organized religion

[bergahorn]

oh yeah this would do numbers* on tumblr

*2 likes from beloved mutuals

[samirasystole]

random but here is a recipe for cold peanut noodles that you can make during hot weather because i just ate this and had a fantastic time

2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber

you can also put in lime juice or herbs or sriracha or grated garlic/ginger or anything like that; tofu/tempe/meat for more protein etc. noodle wise this can be ramen soba udon whatever, i used soba. enjoy homies