EVIL JOE HAWLEY

the cooler hawley - professional British evil clone robot - Paramore stan - proud aroace - joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley (joe hawley)?!?

[evilhawley]

JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY?!

[pukicho]

Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate

[evilhawley]

society… 💔

[moltenplastique]

damn im never using this app again?????!!!??

[evilhawley]

forced to leave tumblr - part ii?!

[rc-colaa]

hi guys

[evilhawley]

forced to leave tumblr

[tally-hooligans-deactivated2023]

babie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[evilhawley]

I will squish them.

[evilhawley]

this account isn’t dead, Evil Hawley NEVER dies

[salad-006]

TALLY HALL Vs. EVIL HALL

CHAPTER FIFTEEN: Back & Forth

LAST CHAPTER

FIRST CHAPTER

I've been told the third page can be confusing so just for claritys sake: page 3 plays out in reverse minus the first two pages

[evilhawley]

I look bloody amazing in an eyepatch

[ovur]

[evilhawley]

@evil-jones

[evilhawley]

@evilhalldrummer I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN INCREDIBLY EVIL SINGING BATTLE

[evilhalldrummer]

no

[evilhawley]

you in exactly 581.47 seconds.

[evilhawley]

@evilhalldrummer I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN INCREDIBLY EVIL SINGING BATTLE

[evilhawley]

@evil-jones @evilhalldrummer @evil-andrew

Nerd - Wikipedia

[evilhalldrummer]

i hate you pls explode

[evilhawley]

nuh uh

[evilhalldrummer]

die

[evilhawley]

no thank you ‼️‼️

[evilhalldrummer]

British 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[evilhawley]

and PROUD, loser

[evilhalldrummer]

l+ratio+motherless+your name is JOE+looser+smelly+British

[evilhawley]

PLEASE STOP, I’m SORRY man

[evilhalldrummer]

nerd+you have one eye+a parrot almost kills you+dumb face+you like weezer+you eat British food+you have weird feet+ugly+ugly

[evilhawley]

:,(

[evilhalldrummer]

stop fucking crying

[evilhawley]

SHUT IT YOU WEIRD CREEPY RIPPED-OUT-EYES DUMBASS DREAM STALKER!!!

[evilhalldrummer]

kill yuorself stupid bot

[evilhawley]

we’re ROBOTS we can’t die

[evilhalldrummer]

I will break your fiscal structure

[evilhawley]

WELL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS! RATIOED

[evilhalldrummer]

do you want another ratio?

[evilhawley]

no thanks mate 😛

[evilhalldrummer]

L+RATIO+LOOSER+NERD+UNCOOL+DUMBASS+NO DEMON INSIDE+HAS AN EYE (EWWW)+DISGUSTING+BRIT

[evilhawley]

I’m hiring a priest to exorcise you soon. loser.

[evilhalldrummer]

it's impossible Brit you smell + ur ugly as fuck no priest likes you

[evilhawley]

yeah good point we’d probably all melt in a church

[evilhalldrummer]

I hate you

[evilhawley]

pee and poo your pants

[evilhalldrummer]

ratio

[evilhawley]

failed ratio moment

[evilhawley]

@evil-jones @evilhalldrummer @evil-andrew

Nerd - Wikipedia

[evilhalldrummer]

i hate you pls explode

[evilhawley]

nuh uh

[evilhalldrummer]

die

[evilhawley]

no thank you ‼️‼️

[evilhalldrummer]

British 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[evilhawley]

and PROUD, loser

[evilhalldrummer]

l+ratio+motherless+your name is JOE+looser+smelly+British

[evilhawley]

PLEASE STOP, I’m SORRY man

[evilhalldrummer]

nerd+you have one eye+a parrot almost kills you+dumb face+you like weezer+you eat British food+you have weird feet+ugly+ugly

[evilhawley]

:,(

[evilhalldrummer]

stop fucking crying

[evilhawley]

SHUT IT YOU WEIRD CREEPY RIPPED-OUT-EYES DUMBASS DREAM STALKER!!!

[evilhalldrummer]

kill yuorself stupid bot

[evilhawley]

we’re ROBOTS we can’t die

[evilhalldrummer]

I will break your fiscal structure

[evilhawley]

WELL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS! RATIOED

[evilhalldrummer]

do you want another ratio?

[evilhawley]

no thanks mate 😛

[evilhalldrummer]

L+RATIO+LOOSER+NERD+UNCOOL+DUMBASS+NO DEMON INSIDE+HAS AN EYE (EWWW)+DISGUSTING+BRIT

[evilhawley]

I’m hiring a priest to exorcise you soon. loser.

[evilhalldrummer]

it's impossible Brit you smell + ur ugly as fuck no priest likes you

[evilhawley]

yeah good point we’d probably all melt in a church

[evilhalldrummer]

I hate you

[evilhawley]

pee and poo your pants

[visenyaism]

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

[visenyaism]

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

[evilhawley]

@evil-jones @evilhalldrummer @evil-andrew

Nerd - Wikipedia

[evilhalldrummer]

i hate you pls explode

[evilhawley]

nuh uh

[evilhalldrummer]

die

[evilhawley]

no thank you ‼️‼️

[evilhalldrummer]

British 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[evilhawley]

and PROUD, loser

[evilhalldrummer]

l+ratio+motherless+your name is JOE+looser+smelly+British

[evilhawley]

PLEASE STOP, I’m SORRY man

[evilhalldrummer]

nerd+you have one eye+a parrot almost kills you+dumb face+you like weezer+you eat British food+you have weird feet+ugly+ugly

[evilhawley]

:,(

[evilhalldrummer]

stop fucking crying

[evilhawley]

SHUT IT YOU WEIRD CREEPY RIPPED-OUT-EYES DUMBASS DREAM STALKER!!!

[evilhalldrummer]

kill yuorself stupid bot

[evilhawley]

we’re ROBOTS we can’t die

[evilhalldrummer]

I will break your fiscal structure

[evilhawley]

WELL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS! RATIOED

[evilhalldrummer]

do you want another ratio?

[evilhawley]

no thanks mate 😛

[evilhalldrummer]

L+RATIO+LOOSER+NERD+UNCOOL+DUMBASS+NO DEMON INSIDE+HAS AN EYE (EWWW)+DISGUSTING+BRIT

[evilhawley]

I’m hiring a priest to exorcise you soon. loser.

[evilhalldrummer]

it's impossible Brit you smell + ur ugly as fuck no priest likes you

[evilhawley]

yeah good point we’d probably all melt in a church

[evilhawley]

@evil-jones @evilhalldrummer @evil-andrew

Nerd - Wikipedia

[evilhalldrummer]

i hate you pls explode

[evilhawley]

nuh uh

[evilhalldrummer]

die

[evilhawley]

no thank you ‼️‼️

[evilhalldrummer]

British 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[evilhawley]

and PROUD, loser

[evilhalldrummer]

l+ratio+motherless+your name is JOE+looser+smelly+British

[evilhawley]

PLEASE STOP, I’m SORRY man

[evilhalldrummer]

nerd+you have one eye+a parrot almost kills you+dumb face+you like weezer+you eat British food+you have weird feet+ugly+ugly

[evilhawley]

:,(

[evilhalldrummer]

stop fucking crying

[evilhawley]

SHUT IT YOU WEIRD CREEPY RIPPED-OUT-EYES DUMBASS DREAM STALKER!!!

[evilhalldrummer]

kill yuorself stupid bot

[evilhawley]

we’re ROBOTS we can’t die

[evilhalldrummer]

I will break your fiscal structure

[evilhawley]

WELL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS! RATIOED

[evilhalldrummer]

do you want another ratio?

[evilhawley]

no thanks mate 😛

[evilhalldrummer]

L+RATIO+LOOSER+NERD+UNCOOL+DUMBASS+NO DEMON INSIDE+HAS AN EYE (EWWW)+DISGUSTING+BRIT

[evilhawley]

I’m hiring a priest to exorcise you soon. loser.