EVILHAZARD

acid, 20, they/any, 18+!!! adult blog of @acidhydra101 / @acidhydraart @evilhazard101.bsky.social for more, probably intersex butch evil hazmat wizard thing.

[evilhazard]

hi. & btw the bsky counterpart to this account has more stuff, both in terms of posts and reposts

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[spicymotte]

nice sword

[vanglaggle]

yep

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[chamy-melo]

Yuuuuuuuup pride month #weirdfreaksforever

[cottoncandylesbo]

i've been too horny lately. i feel it whispering in my mind like the green goblin mask. except the mask isnt talking to me about spider man, it's promising me seven inches hard and a girl with a deep voice calling me a good boy. and really who am i to deny that. where's my green rocket surfboard boomerang thing. i need that to jerk off

[thefirstimpact]

[mote-of-ash]

overheated

[mote-of-ash]

spending time wisely

[demilypyro]

pussy out demily art with labia scars

[demilypyro]

just cause I don't have a dick doesn't mean you get to remove the trans woman tag from my pics. keep it

[demilypyro]

this pussy is designer

[misshooman]

Happy Easter !!!! it is still easter, right? yeah, of course.

for the humorous and inspirational @sophie-baybey & @snapscube !!!!

[tra-ybbon]

it aint gonna succ itself

[jerkcityhd]

http://www.jerkcity.com/_jerkcity2787.html

http://eyetooth.tumblr.com/

[pjackk]

I dont care if its not P.C. to say this but all i want it to fuck this thing until its starts coughing

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[m34tcr33p]

“censorship is a blight” and “tag your posts properly” are two statements that can and do coexist

[m34tcr33p]

highlighting these tags because they’re very important

[mossdftba]

[Transcript: censorship disincentivizes shit being tagged properly. Who's going to press the "no one's actually going to be able to see this" button? End transcript.]