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the internet is great but sometimes it'll tell you that there's a girl you really need to hug but she's 8000km away

The CDC recommends pressing your boobs together with another girl soapy in the shower for at least 20 minutes to kill germs and combat the spread of illness

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

niceinchnails

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

cryptotheism

Lay waste to his pussy with torch and sword

an-ambient-girl

a yuri scenario…..

villainessbian

would you like to come over, and, we could cosplay, and, maybe; simulate a scenario

anxeious

bathe in your own sunlight !!!!!!

crabussy

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

nouveau-riche-princess

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off