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I´m in love with a geologist. What should I do?

Lay a trail of rocks leading to your bedroom. The geologist will follow this trail only to find you at the end of it, seductively laying in bed wearing a flannel, cargo pants, and safari hat

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Lesbians and geologists can, in fact, be seduced in the exact same way

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so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

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thanks, i hate it

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Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

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Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS

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Bonus: here is a character design of a turkey vulture/sphynx cat gryphon I did for an art group back in 2010.

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Black Panther 2 (dir. Ryan Coogler)

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Omg

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It really is….be careful

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Counter Strike: Global Offensive

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this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

seelcudoom

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

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This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

feedmecomicart

ate the fucking knife

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karpad

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

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Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife