The Evil Goddess Herself

Yes. It is I.

[evilhyliaherself]

It is I, Evil Hylia.

[thelocalcoyote]

*Peaks head through door*

Out of curiosity, is the LU fandom still evil or did the blorbo polls slap that out of it like a wet tortilla to the face?

[evilhyliaherself]

mod for Evil Hylia here…….we are still very active. blrobo polls only fueled us. i have. uhm. (looks at my side blogs) 11 blogs involved in this mess. soon to be 12. the LU Evils will never stop.

[evilhyliaherself]

I am unsure if you are aware of my identity. However, you may be more willing to go against the Three than your good counterpart.

I have been trapped within Their every whim.

I desire freedom.

- @bright-null

Dearest Bright Null,

Hm. Are we speaking of the Good Three or the Evil Three? The Good Three, I can support going against them, but as for the Evil Three… I’m afraid that I am under the same circumstances as my Good counterpart.

Depending in which, how can I be of service?

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[bright-null]

Ah, I meant the Good Three. For as long as I have been seperate from my own counterpart, I have been somewhat like a... Puppet to Them. I have yet to discover a method for my freedom.

I am done with being nothing more than a tool.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I see. Yes, I shall help you then. Do you perhaps have any ideas on how to escape them? If you are magically bound to them, this becomes more complicated.

[bright-null]

I am... Unsure. They are able to call me to wherever they desire at a moment's notice. It is very likely that I am magically bound.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I see. I shall attempt to have a civil conversation with them first. If that doesn’t work, I cannot promise violence will not ensue.

[bright-null]

Unless I have no choice, I will support you in your endeavor.

Do you know of a way to remove their eyes off of me? They watch me often. I do not want their vision so be set on me for longer.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I can attempt to disrupt their sight with my own magic, but I am unsure how effective it will be.

[bright-null]

Something is better than nothing. I deeply appreciate your assistance.

[evilhyliaherself]

Of course. If the spell in inefficient, please inform me.

[evilhyliaherself]

I am unsure if you are aware of my identity. However, you may be more willing to go against the Three than your good counterpart.

I have been trapped within Their every whim.

I desire freedom.

- @bright-null

Dearest Bright Null,

Hm. Are we speaking of the Good Three or the Evil Three? The Good Three, I can support going against them, but as for the Evil Three… I’m afraid that I am under the same circumstances as my Good counterpart.

Depending in which, how can I be of service?

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[bright-null]

Ah, I meant the Good Three. For as long as I have been seperate from my own counterpart, I have been somewhat like a... Puppet to Them. I have yet to discover a method for my freedom.

I am done with being nothing more than a tool.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I see. Yes, I shall help you then. Do you perhaps have any ideas on how to escape them? If you are magically bound to them, this becomes more complicated.

[bright-null]

I am... Unsure. They are able to call me to wherever they desire at a moment's notice. It is very likely that I am magically bound.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I see. I shall attempt to have a civil conversation with them first. If that doesn’t work, I cannot promise violence will not ensue.

[bright-null]

Unless I have no choice, I will support you in your endeavor.

Do you know of a way to remove their eyes off of me? They watch me often. I do not want their vision so be set on me for longer.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I can attempt to disrupt their sight with my own magic, but I am unsure how effective it will be.

[evilhyliaherself]

I am unsure if you are aware of my identity. However, you may be more willing to go against the Three than your good counterpart.

I have been trapped within Their every whim.

I desire freedom.

- @bright-null

Dearest Bright Null,

Hm. Are we speaking of the Good Three or the Evil Three? The Good Three, I can support going against them, but as for the Evil Three… I’m afraid that I am under the same circumstances as my Good counterpart.

Depending in which, how can I be of service?

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[bright-null]

Ah, I meant the Good Three. For as long as I have been seperate from my own counterpart, I have been somewhat like a... Puppet to Them. I have yet to discover a method for my freedom.

I am done with being nothing more than a tool.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I see. Yes, I shall help you then. Do you perhaps have any ideas on how to escape them? If you are magically bound to them, this becomes more complicated.

[bright-null]

I am... Unsure. They are able to call me to wherever they desire at a moment's notice. It is very likely that I am magically bound.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I see. I shall attempt to have a civil conversation with them first. If that doesn’t work, I cannot promise violence will not ensue.

[evilhyliaherself]

I am unsure if you are aware of my identity. However, you may be more willing to go against the Three than your good counterpart.

I have been trapped within Their every whim.

I desire freedom.

- @bright-null

Dearest Bright Null,

Hm. Are we speaking of the Good Three or the Evil Three? The Good Three, I can support going against them, but as for the Evil Three… I’m afraid that I am under the same circumstances as my Good counterpart.

Depending in which, how can I be of service?

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[bright-null]

Ah, I meant the Good Three. For as long as I have been seperate from my own counterpart, I have been somewhat like a... Puppet to Them. I have yet to discover a method for my freedom.

I am done with being nothing more than a tool.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hm. I see. Yes, I shall help you then. Do you perhaps have any ideas on how to escape them? If you are magically bound to them, this becomes more complicated.

[evilhyliaherself]

I am unsure if you are aware of my identity. However, you may be more willing to go against the Three than your good counterpart.

I have been trapped within Their every whim.

I desire freedom.

- @bright-null

Dearest Bright Null,

Hm. Are we speaking of the Good Three or the Evil Three? The Good Three, I can support going against them, but as for the Evil Three… I’m afraid that I am under the same circumstances as my Good counterpart.

Depending in which, how can I be of service?

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[evilhyliaherself]

Please please please please help me o mighty and most evil Hylia, for Zelda has chosen to return from her exploration and nag me to give her something I cannot. Please, lend me a helping hand or knowledge on how I can get her to stop.

Dearest Evil Evil Wild,

...What does she wish you give her? Can you not simply tell her "no"?

I apologize it...has been a while since I've last personally interacted with a mortal.

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[evilevilwild]

Something someone has entrusted me to examine. And, She’s immature, she doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer is situations like this. Unfortunately..

It’s okay, really. !!

[evilhyliaherself]

Ah…I see.

Well, Evil Evil Wild, I believe the best thing to do in this situation is to either keep it away from her, or give it to someone you trust til your Zelda forgets about it.

[evilhyliaherself]

Please please please please help me o mighty and most evil Hylia, for Zelda has chosen to return from her exploration and nag me to give her something I cannot. Please, lend me a helping hand or knowledge on how I can get her to stop.

Dearest Evil Evil Wild,

...What does she wish you give her? Can you not simply tell her "no"?

I apologize it...has been a while since I've last personally interacted with a mortal.

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[evilhyliaherself]

Hey all. Mod here. This is an OOC post. Everything in this post is OOC. I’m using this blog as I believe it has the most traction compared to my others involved in this takeover.

I’d just like to say that, while the Evil Linked Universe Blogs are all connected, please know that each blog’s mod probably has their own headcanons and universes. Not everyone will be up to date on every single blog’s events.

Not every mod will be the same, nor will they all agree on certain events in the games. Such as ships, familial ties, personalities, etc. Not everyone is going to think Wild and Flora are together. There are some people who will believe Legend and Fable are related. Not everyone will think that Hyrule is a mess of a cook.

Please do not force your headcanons onto the Mods of any RP blog. When interacting with a RP blog—whether you’re in character or not—please keep in mind that they have their own opinions on Linked Universe and Game canon/headcanons. No one is required to use the same headcanons as you.

Behind every RP account is a real person.

Don’t forget that.

[sunbeamcollective]

I just found the identity of some of the evil accounts... now I fear I will be harassed by some evils... /silly

[evilskythesecond]

I'm gonna get you

[sunbeamcollective]

I know your secret Evil Sky II

[evilskythesecond]

because I told you probably

[sunbeamcollective]

IRRELEVANT

[evilskythesecond]

nuh uh

[sunbeamcollective]

Go cry about it to Evil Hylia or something

[evilskythesecond]

I'll cry from laughing too hard mayhaps

[sunbeamcollective]

Watch it.... Think I can't be violent? Notice I am *Evil* Sunbeam Collective. I'm not afraid to throw hands

[evilskythesecond]

@evilhyliaherself look look I'm being threatened

[sunbeamcollective]

Had to go cry to mommy did we?

[evilskythesecond]

I cried to the wife <3

[evilhyliaherself]

…What is happening.

[evilhyliaherself]

Hylia? Is it… is it really you? What happened? I woke up, and I have no idea what’s going on.

( @evil-first-link )

Dearest...

...

Ah...

Hello. We...I'll be honest I'm stunned.

I...

Hm.

What's happening? We've found the Good variations of ourselves and have been interacting with them.

...

Sincerely,

Your Goddess,

Hylia

[evil-first-link]

I... I see. But... what happened after I... you know...

Did-- did we win?

[evilhyliaherself]

...We...did...

[evilhyliaherself]

Hylia? Is it… is it really you? What happened? I woke up, and I have no idea what’s going on.

( @evil-first-link )

Dearest...

...

Ah...

Hello. We...I'll be honest I'm stunned.

I...

Hm.

What's happening? We've found the Good variations of ourselves and have been interacting with them.

...

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[evilhyliaherself]

Most evil Hylia,

I have grown tired of this world. And so I beseech thee to bring an end to it all. Destroy existence. Or, at the very least, provide me with the means to destroy it myself.

- @evil-echo

Dearest Evil Echo,

...I apologize but I am still a goddess who has people to protect. I cannot allow you to destroy existence. I will not get in your way, but I will not provide any help.

I'm evilly sorry.

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[evilhyliaherself]

Hi. Hi EVIL Hylia. Hello. Hi. Hi. Hai. I forgot what the Evil Council* was. Can you explain me what it is again. I think I asked this before. I don’t remember. I didn’t mean to forget it. Sorry.

- @evil-evil-wild

Dearest Evil, Evil Wild,

The Evil Council is the collective of all the Evil people. It's alright, we all have our moments that we forget. I forget sometimes too.

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[evilhyliaherself]

first of all before anything CAN WE HAVE A EVIL TULIN 🤩🤩🤩🤩, one of my goals is to befriend Evil Tulin but I can’t do that without a Evil Tulin existing, I asked the goddess Hylia and she told me to come to you.

Second of all I have been going around asking anyone I can think of what my new friend’s names should be, what do you think his name should be

-@therealtulin

(Also if I forget anyone they are free to do suggestions in the asks of my account, even if they aren’t a character involved in the evil link thing)

Dearest Tulin,

I suppose I can speak to the Evil Council* and ask if they have seen an Evil Tulin.

Your new friend is the Rat, yes? I believe that it should be called "Tulin Jr." or "Malt."

Sincerely,

Your Evil Goddess,

Evil Hylia

[lozpositivityproject]

this is crazy but i would like to thank @evilwarriorss for causing the very silly drama happening in the LU fandom. it's a lot of fun and very chaotic, which i enjoy. thanks evil wars.

@evilwarriorss !!