Evil is not a diagnosis

neutral, submissive, therapist, dog mom, kind- hearted woman and chocolate lover

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mr--antonspectral :

“You.  You seem to have a brain in that head.  Settle this argument for me.”

“And what makes you believe that I am here to settle your stupid bickerings about what man played the better gladiator for a cheering crowd that seems to want to go straight back to 80 A.D, Sir”, she added the last word, knowing that without it she could get into even more trouble than the snarky lines she had shot at him beforehand. She knew that this bar had a reputation and that was probably one of the only reasons why they actually hired her. She had made a ton of experiences in bars like this. Bars where people were illegally betting on fights that were never officially announced and she knew that this was the kind of clientele you had to be careful with but far too many had tested her patience today and he was just the icing on the cake of men who were a pain in the ass. “I am here to serve drinks, listen to drunken people telling me why their life is a mess, but I am not here to play the judge in your little betting game”

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A, E, I, O, U

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Already answered HERE

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Already answered HERE

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Already answered HERE

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)   

Already answered HERE

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Already answered HERE

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W O E

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

“Well, one of my best experiences was with a guy I met in my old job at a bar. He was a real hottie and dear lord this man knew how to fuck. We had a pretty good friends with benefits relationship and one night when I was on my way back home after I closed the bar he was waiting for me in the back alley. He darted out of the shadows, grabbing me by the throat as he slammed me into the brick wall behind me. Let me put it like this...I wasn’t home until the sun was rising, walking was a challenge in the days that followed and my boss who lived across the street from the bar asked me if I was having a nice time when I showed up for work later...”

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

“I honestly really enjoy both. I have been told on quite a few occasions that my blowjob skills are rather pleasing and the missing gag reflex is surely not making it harder, but in regards of receiving, I am a little picky. There have been so many doms who tried to but gloriously failed that I stopped tolerating terrible oral skills and I have started to develop the skills to turn their attention to another aspect of our wild time between the sheets, hoping I don’t hurt their feelings”

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

“I think it’s rather decent. I have mainly had experiences at brothels, some ONS and very few friends with benefits relationships and I loved exploring my own desires, so yes. I think I know what I am doing, but I also believe that new experiences never hurt”

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N T U

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

“Well I am not in the mood for anything gross like scat, toilet things, age play, diaper play, needle play, knife play, electric play...this list is far too long to go through it entirely, but if you have questions about specifics, I am more than willing to answer them”

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

“I am currently living with my best friend so nope. I haven’t taken toys with me, nor do I plan on using any I would maybe buy new because I know that the walls are paper thin...not to mention that I always prefer the real deal to some quick fix I could get with a toy”

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

“That is depending on my mood, but I guess I am a big tease. I love to push my dom’s limits, push them until they make me submit, make me kneel and act upon their command, but until then I will be the worst tease ever”

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F, A, I, R

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

“Am I too predictable if I say doggy style? I am just a sucker for rough sex and doggy style is the best position for that followed by pressed against a wall or lifted onto a surface…”

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

“That’s depending on my dominant, our relationship and what they are capable of granting me. Usually, a quick, hot and steamy shower is enough” Though I would love to just lay in bed and cuddle, maybe  even falling asleep on the chest of my dom, listening to their steady heartbeat, knowing that I will save after an intense moment in bed

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

“I know that for someone who isn’t in a steady relationship I am super bad at this, but I am not the best at keeping my emotions separated from my erotic escapades, so for me every form of play and sex is always an intimate act, making myself vulnerable opposed my dominant and for me sex doesn’t have to be slow and sensual for that, so I have to be careful with my choices”

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

“Even though my experience is mainly based on brothel visits and ONS, I made my fair share of experiences and I tend to at least try things for once before I put them onto my anti-kink list and I am still up to try things, though I am not sure if there is so much more that I haven’t tried yet”

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Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

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luanmoretti :

fairy-tail-babes‌:

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

Ask Rosaline

Ask Alessia

Ask Luan [may require some assumptions to be made]

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cesarioromano :

“You piece of advice?” He asked. “You don’t even know what the problem is.” A teasing smirk graced his features.

“Well... that’s where the talking part comes into play, Sir”, she retorted, pouring another guest a drink before she focused back on the dom opposed to her. “But until then I can only keep the booze coming...”

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cesarioromano :

Blinking, Cesario raised a brow. “I suppose I haven’t,” he said simply. And when you mention your woes, it makes me feel dreadfully overdramatic.”

“I am glad I was able to grant you a bit of perspective...though if you need someone to talk, I am all ear”, she said, getting back behind the bar where she actually belonged, granting the man opposed the counter a gentle smile.

“It’s part of the job description after all and I signed up willingly. Maybe I can help with either more booze or my little piece of advice”

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judgelysandercapulet :

“Well, that’s unfortunate.”

Lysander shook his head and stared down at the coffee stain that now dotted the front of his crisp white shirt. “This is why I never drink coffee before court. I always end up with it spilled all over me.” He shook his head and removed his shirt so he could stare at the stain. “Any tips on getting a coffee stain out?” He raised an eyebrow at the nearest person to him.

“Nothing that would fix it in the next couple of minutes”, Ragna replied, knowing the trouble of a coffee stain all to well. She had survived most of her time at university running on caffeine, chocolate and sloppy dog kisses, so getting stains out of her clothes belonged to her usual tasks, be it coffee or dog slobber. “So you probably need a new one...”, she added, her coffee still in her hands while her eyes wandered over the man she saw for the first time this day.

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cesarioromano :

“I already told you how much it would likely cost,” Cesario said into his phone before biting back a groan of irritation as the client shot back at him some drivel. “Perhaps take the evening to think about it. The stocks don’t even open until around four o’clock my time I’ll talk to you then.” Hanging up, Cesario gave a groan before getting up from the booth he had taken over when he had received a last minute phone call from a client. Pocketing his phone, he made his way to the bar before rubbing fingers over his temples. Evidently, he was getting no sleep tonight. Either that, or he’d be flying to Mumbai for damage control when he missed the deal with the market there, and he certainly didn’t want that. Looking up, he quirked a brow as someone settled near him. 

“I sure hope you’re having a better evening than I am.”

Ragna knew that many people had the habit of chatting with the bartender and she was ok with that. She actually loved that aspect of her current job and it was the closest she could get to her actual job in her current situation.

“Well...I pour drinks for more or less drunken people while I worry about finding a home and that two 100 pound rottweilers take my best friends flat apart while I work here, so since you haven’t let me in on the catastrophe your day has been apparently, the choice is yours to make”, she said, pouring him a new drink.

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bastdeluca :

“Um, is there a bathroom nearby?  It started raining while I was waiting for the bus…”  Drying off with a few paper towels was better than nothing.

“Well there is the restroom for the customers, but if you want to really get changed I let you behind the bar and into our break room. More private, a hairdryer to get your clothes back to normal and I promise I won’t peak”, Ragna said, winking at the young man opposed her.  She had learned it the hard way that her dream of a fresh start in Verona wasn’t as easily achievable as she had thought, so she went back to the roots and started working shifts in a bar and a cafe to make sure she had enough money once she would go flat hunting again. “So wanna come to the dark side of the counter or do you want to stick to the normal restrooms?”

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Frustration || Open

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ozmontague :

“It is a pleasure to meet you as well, Ragna. What an unusual name. Where are you from?” he asked with interest. Ozwas intrigued but he demurred, “Alas I am not much inclined to sharing confidences, especially outside the family. After all, I have much to protect and it is my responsibility  … all of it is my responsibility.” He sighed softly. “But I appreciate the offer. It is very kind of you.”

“I was born and raised in the surreal beauty of Iceland...”, she answered, knowing the question for the origin of her name all too well. “I understand this urge, but this is kind of what I do”, she said, knowing that people that were this secretive and protective were rarely open for any kind of arguments, nevertheless she grabbed a beermat and a pen, writing down her number she had learned by heart by now. “So if you ever change your mind and need someone to talk because it feels like you carry the world on your shoulder, this is my number”, she said, an encouraging smile on her lips as she pushed it over to him and emptied her glass.

“And no this is not meant as a weird sort of pickup line...”

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Carnal desires

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bxhindblueyes :

A small shiver went down his spine when she started to whisper in his ear, that drove him crazy, and made him want to take off her clothes right there. His dominant side still didn’t show up, it only did when he was in the intimate moment with the woman already, before it still hide, which could be a bad thing, since because of it, he had a hard time to flirt. He was sure that it was already obvious that he was interested in her, or at least he hoped so, because he was already doing the best he could to make it very obvious. 

“Mhm… That’s true, I’m guess you’re not one of said woman, otherwise I will be very disappointed, and I will just walk away…” he teased with a small grin, it was true, people like that frustrated him, and he wanted to keep distance from them. There was the fact that if she was one of them, he wouldn’t be attracted to her anymore.

“Oh, I can take care of myself, I’m sure that if you are, you wouldn’t manage to do so, even if we would be let’s say… In a situation where I would be vulnerable…” he knew he was being vague, but that was the best he could do at that moment.

“Lucky for me I am a good girl...at least when it comes to these things”, she said, biting down on her bottom while her hungry eyes wandered over his face, seeing that there was desire in his eyes and yet it looked like she hadn’t pushed him into his dominant space just yet and that felt somewhat odd to her. “As much as I like games in public, I think a more private situation would be very promising...", she said, her right hand travelling down from his neck, over his chest and than to his back before it rested on one of his asscheeks.

“But are you sure that you are able to tame the wild beast once the restraints that society places on us while we are in public are gone?”

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ziaxromano :

druidgrl:

1. What is your favorite thing about sex? 2. What is your favorite sexual setting? 3. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater? 4. Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf? 5. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf? 6. Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person? 7. Do you like it rough or sensual?: 8. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: 9. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: 10. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: 11. How do you feel about one night stands?: 12. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?: 13. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: 14. How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?: 15. Do you like kissing during sex?: 16. Does size matter?: 17. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? 18. What does your favorite fore-play include?: 19. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: 20. Have you ever have sex for money?: 21. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: 22. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: 23. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?: 24. Could you live without sex?: 25. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: 26. Do you like to perform oral sex?: 27. Do you like to recieve oral sex?: 28. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: 29. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: 30. Have you ever been caught in the act?: 31. Have you ever had sex on drugs?: 32. Do you spit or swallow?: 33. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: 34. Do you ever have sex in the shower?: 35. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 36. Do you feel your up to par in bed?: 37. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: 38. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: 39. Do you wear protection as often as you should?: 40. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: 41. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?: 42. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: 43. If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be

Max’s ask

Zia’s ask

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misscordeliacapulet :

“Ah well, you’ve come to the right place, love.” Cordelia began, standing so that she might better help the young woman navigate through the myriad choices presented by the catalogue.  "For men, I always recommend facials and microdermabrasions.  Very popular treatments. Might I recommend our Adonis Day package?  A facial, microdermabrasion session, and full back massage with exfoliating scrub for €700.”

Ragna felt so utterly misplaced in this spa and she was really thankful that the woman seemed to be eager to help her even though everyone in here seemed as busy as everywhere in the city with the holidays quickly approaching, but once she heard the price tag she had half a heart attack. She loved Daniele and she knew that he had wanted to come here for quite some time and now she knew for sure why.

“That sounds...promising, but I guess that is a little out of my budget”, she said, not sure how the woman would take her outing as someone who didn’t belong here not just in the sense of not knowing what’s going on but also in the term of her budgeting.

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I respect you," he murmured. "and your views. I think of you as an equal. I respect your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I also want to rip your clothes off and have sex with you until you scream and cry and see God.

Lisa Kleypas