Incorrect Evillious Quotes

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[evilliousquotes]

Hansel: Gretel, look! It's the moonlight!

Gretel: Hansel, that's the fire.

Hansel: ...Oh.

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'What's something that represents you?'

Hansel: Gretel said a broken pencil represents me.

Gretel: Do you know why I said so?

Hansel: ...No? Why?

Gretel: It's because you're pointless.

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Sateriasis: Tell me I'm pretty.

Karchess: You're pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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credits goes to @LUCIFEN ! on yt

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Banica: Were you all dropped on your head as a child?

Arte:

Pollo: Maaaaybeee..?

Carlos:

Carlos: Bold of you to assume I was even held.

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Irina: There's no need to be afraid of me. I don't bite.

Kiril: Yeah, but do you stab?

Irina:

Irina: I don't bite.

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Sateriasis: If being sexy was a crime, I'd be serving life sentence.

Karchess: A life sentence? For a crime you didn't commit?

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Sateriasis: No matter who you are,

Where you're from,

Your gender identity,

Your skin colour,

Your age,

Sateriasis: You WILL end up my woman.

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Banica: I don't think anything in life is free.

Carlos: Well, love is free!

Pollo: So is adventure!

Arte: Knowledge is free.

Platonic: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Bruno: Sir, she clearly doesn’t appreciate your ass…. but I know someone who does.

Gallerian: Really? Thank you. Please introduce me to her.

Bruno: It’s me. Bruno Zero. Let me eat your ass right now.

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credits to @brunozero

Seems like I'll have to allow submissions now

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Margarita: What does 'take out' mean?

Banica: Food.

Sateriasis: Dating.

Kayo: Murder.

Nemesis: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Credit: @evillious-renders

[evilliousquotes]

Waiter: How do you like your steak cooked?

Gardener: Like escaping from this place.

Waiter: Excuse me for a second, I'll be right back with a vegetarian menu.

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Nemesis: I HATE YOU!

Gallerian: Oh? Well next time, don’t steal my monopoly!

Sateriasis: Gallerian, give Nemesis your 200 ev, you landed on her property.

Gallerian: No! She’s in jail! I’m not going to give money to a criminal!

Nemesis: That’s not how you—

PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Riliane: Venomania, why is Nemesis screaming?

Sateriasis: Shut the fuck up Riliane! You ain’t gonna talk after stealing my last rail road!

Gallerian: I wish I was never born!

Nemesis: Me too!

Sateriasis: You think I wanted this?!

Riliane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sateriasis: Do you hate me?

Karchess: Very much.

Sateriasis: On a scale of 1-10?

Karchess: If I had a dagger with only two chances to stab two people and was in a room with Martius Beelzenia, Rajih Assad and you, I'd stab you twice.

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Banica: I would cuddle with you, 23/7.

Carlos: Huh? Not 24/7?

Banica: Snack breaks.

Carlos: ...Fair enough.

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Carlos: Are you alright?

Banica, crying: This book is so sad.

Carlos: ...

Carlos: Banica, this is a cook book.

Banica, still crying: I know, the recipes fucking suck.

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Riliane: Where's Clarith?

Germaine: Don't worry, I'll find her.

Germaine, shouting: Michaela sucks!

Clarith, distantly: Michaela is the best person ever! How dare you!

Germaine: Found her.

Riliane: Wow.

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