bless your heart

Southern lady. Fierce feminist. This blog is a hot mess & so am I.

[unalivejournal]

i cant leave america because what if i get a beverage and it’s not huge

[lasshoe]

This woman right here is strong, confident, and powerful. 

[emmaharwoods]

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER MICHELLE YEOH EVERYBODY!

[bob-belcher]

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately

[dankmemeuniversity]

[freakinasheet]

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST

[howieduet]

No, Christ was yesterday.

[nick-nellson]

[throwbackblr]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[reallyndacarter]

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

[idontknowwhatsgoingonhere]

wonder woman out here still saving lives

[lilalbatross]

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[noahnomore]

[recordstore]

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

[trainthief]

I went to see my doctor today and the first thing she said to me was “you know you have a mullet, right?”... I do but thank you for the swift diagnosis

[nessa007]