that one dude with the eyepatch

((this is an ask/rp blog for Evil!Morty from Rick and Morty. This blog contains lots of NSFW RP's (incest, underage, gore, etc) so please be careful.)) STATUS: DEAD If you wanna RP it's gonna have to be either an AU or ghost!Morty for short stuff idk man

[evilmortysmith-blog]

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[h-z6-smith]

"Hello, I am Morty from Earth dimension H-Z6, and I am a terrorist." He makes a peace sign with his right hand, inmediately regretting it as he remembered he is missing a finger on that hand.

[evilmortysmith-blog]

YO THIS IS MY NEW RP BLOG PLEASE FOLLOW INMEDIATELY

[h-z6-smith]

"Hello, I am Morty from Earth dimension H-Z6, and I am a terrorist." He makes a peace sign with his right hand, inmediately regretting it as he remembered he is missing a finger on that hand.

[evilmortysmith-blog]

YO THIS IS MY NEW RP BLOG PLEASE FOLLOW INMEDIATELY

[evilmortysmith-blog]

Please please follow my new rp blog people uvu

heeeere~

[h-z6-smith]

"Hello, I am Morty from Earth dimension H-Z6, and I am a terrorist." He makes a peace sign with his right hand, inmediately regretting it as he remembered he is missing a finger on that hand.

[evilmortysmith-blog]

YO THIS IS MY NEW RP BLOG PLEASE FOLLOW INMEDIATELY

[evilmortysmith-blog]

NEW RP BLOG 1000000% READY

JUST GOTTA MAKE THE FIRST POST

[spongebob-closeups]

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

[holy-casseroli]

Magical Girl Morty U3U (post transformation) 

[evilmortysmith-blog]

OKAY PEOPLE I HAVE FINISHED MY NEW RP BLOG

[evilmortysmith-blog]

they are still making parodies of PSY in chilean television

[evilmortysmith-blog]

MOORTTYYY JERRYS BACK AND WANTS TO "BOND" WITH HIS SON I EVEN HAVE MR CROWBAR READY

DAD

FCUKIN G FINALLY

WHERE HAVE U BEEN

[jerry-smith-blog]

The real question is why are you a ghost Morty I can’t take a bath with a ghost and play smooth jazz

[evilmortysmith-blog]

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE

[jerry-smith-blog]

HOW DID MY SON EVEN DIE MORTY WAS IT RICK OR SOMETHING

[evilmortysmith-blog]

AS A MATTER OF FACT DAD

YES

RICK CHOKED ME TO DEATH AND I DIED NAKED

pleasedon’taskwhyiwasnaked

[jerry-smith-blog]

DIDNT THIS HAPPEN BEFORE IN THE BATHTUB YOU DIED IN MY ARMS NAKED HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DIED MORTY

[evilmortysmith-blog]

swEATS

I'VE DIED TWO TIMES AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT

I DIED NAKED THOSE TWO TIMES

IS THIS A SIGN

[evilmortysmith-blog]

MOORTTYYY JERRYS BACK AND WANTS TO "BOND" WITH HIS SON I EVEN HAVE MR CROWBAR READY

DAD

FCUKIN G FINALLY

WHERE HAVE U BEEN

[jerry-smith-blog]

The real question is why are you a ghost Morty I can’t take a bath with a ghost and play smooth jazz

[evilmortysmith-blog]

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE

[jerry-smith-blog]

HOW DID MY SON EVEN DIE MORTY WAS IT RICK OR SOMETHING

[evilmortysmith-blog]

AS A MATTER OF FACT DAD

YES

RICK CHOKED ME TO DEATH AND I DIED NAKED

pleasedon'taskwhyiwasnaked

[evilmortysmith-blog]

*whispers* 2 Mortys and a jumper cable *in a sexual way*

"DAD" Screams sexually "DON'T"

[jaidefinichon]

[the0riginalginga-deactivated202]

Apparently, Barney loved those children a little too much.

[gristolmalik]

i just want to say that i’m very, very sad about robin williams dying but i think that he’d want everyone to be happy. go watch a comedy, or your favorite comedian, laugh because this is your chance to, laugh for robin

[evilmortysmith-blog]

My heart is hurting a lot please tell me it's just a really sick joke