Uhhhh this caught me off gaurd to say the least? The short of it is Orca-detector and I arent friends anymore
The slightly longer short is she threatened to kill herself after I put off introducing her to a new friend, and tried to excuse herself with "yeah so my mental health is bad" and a bunch of other bullshit that culminated over the past few years of me being the only irl friend that apparently couldnt see through her shit
Idk how to delete sideblogs so this accounts just gonna be a rotting corpse lmao
Obligatory I dont want to start shit, in case she sees this. Cutting her off as been FREEING istg
Every person who reblogs this will have a Pokémon egg in their submissions and a few days later a Pokémon will hatch from the egg.
The Pokémon will be submitted based on their blog. It may be shiny or even a legendary. (Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes do not count.)
how fucking dare we as a hellsite let this blatent ORCAPHOBE run rampant with their hate speech. and this is clearly not a true hatsune miku, most likely a mike if anything. i am appalled at this.
Which blog deserves to move forward in this competition the most?
hellsitegenetics
orca-detector
Voting ended onAug 11, 2024
Also, I lowered the queue down to 8 posts a day. Anything more than 2 won't slow the competition down, and doing it this way adds suspense and doesn't spam your dashboards
@hellsitegenetics
“I love them”
“I didn't know I needed to know that the weed-smoking girlfriends post was genetically a wolf, but I did, and I do. Also puts great stuff on my dash.”
“it’s so fun to be scrolling unhinged posts and then boom. an organism!”
“so many moths‼ also, unexpected comedy with some of the matches”
“perfect blend of silly and informative, and makes for an excellent punchline at the end of a long post. puts creatures on my dash. literally what more could you ask for”
“It's a really unique blog concept and a lot of times the results are pretty funny. It's great when the sequence matches the post content too!”
“Creatures 👍”
“Finds beautiful creatures out of the mess of the hellsite”
“Offers finality AND gives us a creechur.”
“I love them. English speakers talk like moths”
“If this blog wins, they could run the text of the winning announcement, and determine the post's genus and species!
They're also very good about tagging the type of creature depicted in the results, so as long as you mute tags of creatures you don't want to see, it's a very fun time seeing iconic legacy posts (and new submissions) being reduced down to a string of letters and assigned a random species of fish or moth or something!”
“uhh it’s cool”
“BLAST”
“There are so many weird bugs in the world”
“Yippee!!”
“If, as Haldane said, God has an inordinate fondness for beetles, then surely this blog proves that Tumblr has an inordinate fondness for moths.”
“Top tier blog as a geneticist, I love seeing obscure organisms and MOTH”
“Admin got rate limited after trying to blast the bee movie”
“the knowledge of biology to pull this off (i have taken one biology class in my life) and also the work to find all the strings honestly deserves quite a bit of praise”
whos the most famous orca musician im talking #1 on the orca charts. my favorite orca song is OrcaOrca Girls (theyre unforcattable)
most famous is a hard question. Elton Jorca is super well-known, but Frorca Mercury is also famous. I’d say Madorca becuase of her song “like a Prorca” being in the Orcpool movies
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