[eviltoater]

IM NOT MAKING A PINNED POSTS

ok heres my tags thats all u need #EXPLODESBLOWSUP - REBLOG TAG #TORTURECHAMBER - INT/TALKING TAG #IMEVILBUTTHISISFUCKINGSICK - FAVS TAG also im not actually hateful this is like all a joke. i wont be bigoted tho dont ask me things like that bigots go away youre losers i swear and yell a lot in general because its what I find funny. pls let me know if you dont like any of it tho i will respect boundaries when interacting with you because IM AWESOME. dont look at my blog often if ur triggered by that though because its a personal blog and I WILL be doing it often

[eviltoater]

IMPORTANT REMINDER

[hollowsvoid]

Don't humanize me. That's freaking weird. Gross. Ew.

[eviltoater]

objectums should care about grungly basic used tech as much as people care about old grungly men idc that that toaster has aesthetically pleasing pastel colors IM RIGHT HERE

[enby--ghost]

I haven't simped for robots in awhile, have I?

Rest assured, I still wanna cuddle and kiss all of those silly fellas. I love them so much. I would be more than happy to accept them as our new leaders

[computer-kisser]

Being objectum gives you a whole new way of looking at objects that is full of joy and whimsy. Rotary Phones are like business men with office jobs and big briefcases to me. Toasters? Those are loyal and hardworking golden retrievers. Typewriters? Beautiful older women.

[eviltoater]

blowing up people who (WILLINGLY) make genai content blowing them up BLOWING THEM UP. NONE SHALL BE SPARED AND THEIR PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR ART WILL DIE WITH THEM UNTIL THEY ACCEPT THEIR WRONGS AND SEARCH FOR FORGIVENESS.

[lambsprout]

BURNOUT

[zzzombiemachine]

got a crush on the baler machine at my work.... she's so scary pretty!

[nappingbugs]

object character that uses it/it's pronouns. like yes thing go back to your roots

[eviltoater]

im representing

[eviltoater]

THEYRE GOING TO DROWN ME IN SOAGLLGLGULGULGUULRULGRLGUUGURLGLLGULRLGLRUURLGUGLRG EXPLODES

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[eviltoater]

Opinion invalid that's a grandpa also why the Fuck do you need a logo for that

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your stupid mug collections are mundane toasters will rule the world

[eviltoater]

wow one facebook group of middle aged moms collect toasters thats so much. thats so many people who do that. so many. note my sarcasm

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NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. THEY HAVE A LOGO. THEY HAVE ANNUAL CONVENTIONS. THIS IS LIKE AN OVER 700 MEMBER THING THAT YOU HAVE TO LIKE APPLY TO IM PRETTY SURE??? LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS THE BIGGEST TOASTER COLLECTION IN THE WORLD (OR LIKE PART OF IT BECAUSE HE HAS A LOT) LIKE IM FLABBERGASTED BY THIS. ITS FUCKING BEAUTIFLU

WHAT ARE PEOPLE GONNA DO WITH THEIR MUG COLLECTIONS? KEEP IT IN A NORMAL CABINET? THIS IS A REVERED STUDY. THIS LOOKS LIKE HE RENOVATED HIS HOUSE FOR THIS FUCKING TOASTER COLLECTION. AND THE VIEW IS FUCKING BEAUTILFUL AND THE TOASTERS MAKE IT BETTER

[eviltoater]

You should Start giving a fuck about rhem.... dude NOBODY GAF ABOUT TOASTERS. People coLLECT mugs . Who collects toasters? FUCKING NOBODY.

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ok well I started looking up "toaster collection" to give you an image and you wanna know what it autocompleted to. yeah. you wanna know what the option it gave me to search above just toaster collection was. yeah. FUCKING "TOASTER COLLECTION ASSOCIATION" THIS IS AN ORGANIZED GROUP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[eviltoater]

I LOOK AT THE NORMAL FALLOUT TAG???? and mugs i alsolook.at mugs

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IDGAF ABOUT THEM??????????????