Way Down Hadestown

₪ And to him who lacks sᴇɴsᴇ she says, "Sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ water is ѕωєєէ, and bread eaten in sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ is ρƖєαѕαηէ.” But he does not know that the ᴅᴇᴀᴅ are there, that her guests are in the ᴅᴇᴘᴛʜs ᴏғ รђє๏l. Proverbs 9:17

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p.s. @hraunwyf i am still not over smol nyoomani jewman and i don’t think i ever will be

i just wish i had some maximoff children i rp with to torment them with it tbqh

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me, at 3am: everything is a-okay. also me, at 3am: [ picks up keyboard and repeatedly bangs it into everything in the vicinity ] me: :))))))))

[anissagraces]

TOP 50 CHARACTERS (as voted by my followers) - #27. Rosa Diaz “What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?”

[verawhisk]

I love those otps that are like

person A: can play 12 different instruments, got accepted into Harvard, is organized

person B: once ate 15 cold hot pockets in a row, tripped over their shoelaces, claims they can fight 2000 bees

[lesbozo]

my sexuality

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i am still hating this but i haven’t done anything consistently for like eight months so here we are???

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STARTER CALL;

i have to go meet with my boss here in a half hour, for some half-assed tour thing idek. but after i get back from that, i’m gonna be doodling and working on some drafts. want a starter with jezebel? smash the like button and i’ll deliver one to you.

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[10:57:57 PM] Sammy: that awkward feel when you go to the store and you buy like $30 in beverages with some life savers [10:58:03 PM] Sammy: like I was getting looks [10:58:17 PM] Sammy: like 'why does this person have like 982933843 drinks and lifesavers and that's it in her cart' [10:58:49 PM] Sammy: and the answer is I DON'T DRINK SODA AND THEY ONLY SELL MY BOTTLES OF WATER FOR LIKE $.89 EACH AND I'M TIRED OF BUYING TWO AT A TIME [10:58:55 PM] Sammy: and then I saw some other things that looked good [10:58:59 PM] Sammy: like iced tea [10:59:02 PM] Sammy: and more iced tea [10:59:07 PM] Sammy: and then some more iced tea [10:59:21 PM] Sammy: and then mountain dew apparently makes a black currant soda and I was like 'intrigued' [10:59:40 PM] Sammy: and then some coca cola life because I like it and soda is okay sometimes [11:00:52 PM] Ranjit: lol [11:01:33 PM] Sammy: also the police are chasing someone through my neighborhood [11:01:51 PM] Sammy: there are cars stationed at every street and a helicopter w/ lights [11:01:58 PM] Sammy: so someone dun did a bad [11:02:15 PM] Sammy: U TOOK ST PATRICKS TOO FAR, MEGHAN

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Birthday snuggles!!! <3

“NOT SNUGGLES!!!”

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coldofflesh

                       I am not docile, and I will not rollover                             and ACCEPT my fate without blood                                 I will fight until I can fight no more

[disneyandthefamilybusiness]

[bidoof]

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

[mypapawinchester]

[brooklyn99]

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happy birthday!!!! hope ya like milk bones doggy! - xoxoxo dante <3

“These smell like t’came from t’dollar store, y’jasp.”

[monstersuggestions]

I will chew you up and spit you out.

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also, if you don’t follow @jatamansi? my mom was super duper sick and having surgery around jezebel’s birthday this year, so i wasn’t able to celebrate it.

SO WE ACCEPT PRESENTS FOR THE DOGGO NOW